The above video has pretty much confirmed something that I think we all knew deep down —Killzone 2is a broken puddle of Nazi spunk that should never have been released. When you see thesheer volumeof glitches (yes, with aplural) that are shown in thisdamningfootage, you’ll find it impossible to believe that Guerrilla’sevilhandiwork passed through QA.
Just look at how easy it is to accidentally trigger the game breaking glitches thatsaturatejust the first five minutes of this shambolic disaster. The above video has shattered the game industry to its very core, and analyst Michael Pachter has already predicted that Sony will go into liquidation tomorrow thanks to the footage.
“Sony will go into liquidation tomorrow thanks to the footage,” Pachter probably said.
With Sony investing £2 million intoKillzone 2‘s British marketing alone, this is possibly the worst thing to haveeverhappened. Many PS3 fans whose emotional wellbeing is tied to this game’s success have already attempted suicide. Meanwhile, many Xbox 360 fans whose emotional wellbeing is tied to this game’s failure havealsoattempted suicide, simply because they realize their life can’t get any better after thisstunning victoryfor the cold piece of electronic equipment they frequently masturbate into.
Meanwhile, people who are actually mentally well adjusted sit back, and laugh at both sides.
[Thanks toClance’s CBlog]
