(Insert witty comment about dysentery here).
The iPhone remake ofThe Oregon Trailis coming to DSiWare, the ESRBhas revealed todaywith one of its bean-spilling ratings. The original game is fondly remembered by many gamers who learned about the pioneer way of life thanks to the venerable old title.
“Bears may attack, snakes can bite, robbers will loot, and diseases do come (“You have died of . . .”), but the hardened traveler is expected to overcome these unfavorable events to reach the promised Pacific Northwest,” explains the ESRB. “If disease or injuryisleft untreated, family members will fall to the ground and die, leaving headstone icons in their wake.”









