Have a burning desire in your loins for moreOsu! Tatakae! Ouendan?Don’t read a lick of Japanese? If you answered “yes” to these questions (and even if you answered “no”), thenThe Platformershave something special for you.

Somebody a lot smarter, and more dedicated to excruciatingly difficult rhythm games, than I am has translated all of thevital informationthat you’re likely to need. Keep in mind that these translations are forMoero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2, which is different from any (hopefully) upcomingElite Beat Agentssequel. And by different I meant thatOuendanis all Japanese and scary and thatEBAis all Western and still kind of scary.

Emio’s cover

That being said,orderOuendan 2, check out the gallery, and get your beat on. Still on the fence about the wholeOuendanthing?Look no further.

[thanks, as always, to BlindsideDork for the tip!!]

The Unova Starters in Pokemon Go.

Sam Bridges wearing purple Ludens sunglasses in Death Stranding.

Like a Dragon: The Man Who Erased His Name

silent hill transmission

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Famicom Wars Famicom Friday

Naoe, Sorin, and Jinchiro looking serious

Oda Nobunaga and Yasuka on horses next to marching armies