Pixel Junk Monsters, along with fluttering eyelids, coming to PSN next week

Q-Games’ President Dylan Cuthberthas revealedthat the studios second PlayStation Network title,PixelJunk Monsters, will be available for download next week. The game is the second title in the Kyoto-based studios “PixelJunk” series (the first of which wasPixelJunk Racers), and according to Cuthbert, will have you “coming back again and again until your eyelids start fluttering uncontrollably.” The premised behindPixelJunk Monstersis simple — you’re tasked with protecting a village from hordes of monsters by strategically placing various towers on a playing field....

July 27, 2025 · 1 min · 151 words · Tracy Bennett

Playboy Manager MMO, the ‘massively casual online game’

Imagine being responsible for and managing some of Playboy’s hottest models. Well, that’s not happening. But you can act like it in what publisher Jolt Online Gaming is calling a Massively Casual Online Game, titledPlayboy Manager. This game is supposed to combine the best elements of trading card and turn-based gaming with hot nekkid pictures of Playmates.Playboy Manager, an in-browser game, is the only online game to get access to Playboy photos and videos, both to be used in-game....

July 27, 2025 · 1 min · 192 words · Jackie Gonzalez

Playing the Poem: a tour of Dante’s Inferno, part three

As we — Conrad Zimmerman, Benjamin PerLee, and myself — round out the third and final installment of our “Playing the Poem” series, I’m sure that both of our devoted readers are preparingFestscrifts, or at least small parades, celebrating our academic rigor and intellectual achievements. “A triumph!” one will proclaim; “Atour de force!” shouts the other. I don’t know that I’d use the termtour de force, though —tour de shoving the business end of a scythe into people’s mouths for ten hoursmight, technically, be more accurate....

July 27, 2025 · 13 min · 2672 words · Kimberly Harris

PlayOn video streaming service hits the Wii

This generation of gaming consoles has welcomed in video/movie entertainment in full force. Unfortunately, Nintendo’s Wii, despite having the largest install base, does not have much in the way of non-gaming entertainment options. That changes with the introduction of PlayOn, a video streaming application. The service has already worked fine for users of the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, but today Wii joins the party this week. Services like Netflix, Amazon, YouTube and Hulu are piped through a PC into the console by way of a $40 piece of software....

July 27, 2025 · 1 min · 110 words · Tony Sanders

Preview: Bangai-O HD Missile Fury

Bangai-Ois the reason I own a Dreamcast, purchased years after the console had failed solely so that I could finish the game. It’s an addictive shoot-em-up with some staggering challenges and more “Oh sh*t” moments than any title of its type that I have ever had occasion to play. Now, D3 Publisher is set to release the newest game for the series over Xbox Live Arcade. Dropping the confusing and weird story elements,Bangai-O HD Missile Furyis all about hot action and explosions....

July 27, 2025 · 3 min · 535 words · Brenda Chen

Preview: Star Trek D-A-C

The newStar Trekmovie starring Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto (best eyebrows in Hollywood) is set to hit theatres next month. To tie in with the movie, Paramount is releasingStar Trek D-A-Cfor XBLA, PSN and PC. D-A-Cis about the continued battles between the Federation and Romulan fleets with all the ships inspired by the look of the new film. The focus is solely on multiplayer so there’s no real story to it, but it’s a fun experience....

July 27, 2025 · 4 min · 654 words · Andrea Thompson

Preview: Top Gun

Top Gunis a 3D on-rails flight sim for the iPhone. The game takes place after the events of theTop Gunmovie as Ice Man and Maverick are now instructors teaching the next batch of fighter pilots. You’ll be playing as one of the new recruits as you take on enemy planes and deal with Ice Man and Maverick’ssexual tension. Flyby past the jump to see whatTop Gunis all about. Your plane will have two weapons — the Vulcan cannon and missiles....

July 27, 2025 · 3 min · 468 words · Sharon Patterson

RetroforceGO! Episode 38: Phantasy Star

Hi everybody, are you doing well? Yes? That’s fantastic. We, on the other hand, have been having quite the week. From GDC, to Wondercon, to Chad deciding to “put babies” in certain female community members (and .tiff), it’s been quite exhausting overall. That’s why you may have noticed that this week’sRFGO!is being posted super late in the evening. The truth to the matter is we were just too tuckered out to get it done on Sunday evening....

July 27, 2025 · 1 min · 213 words · Jorge Houston

RetroforceGO! records episode 54 tonight: Goemon, with special guest Aiya

You pretty much can’t go wrong with ninjas. Be they mystical or otherwise, ninjas are just about always awesome, which is good, because this week’s show is all aboutGoemon; from the arcade all the way to the DS. Also awesome is our special guest host, Aiya, who will be joining us tonight. Hit the comments with your questions, and we’ll be back tomorrow with talk of noble thieves and giant robots....

July 27, 2025 · 1 min · 71 words · Cathy Rios

Review: Quantum Theory

Quantum Theoryis one of Japan’s many attempts to “appeal to the West” and you can’t get more appealing to the typical North American consumer than a big, beefy, steroid-friendly cover shooter. Nobody ever really expected much of it, but it looked like it could have been a fairly decent “Western” style game for Tecmo Koei. After having fallen off a cliff edge for the tenth time because the game told me to do it, I can safely say that Japan will never appeal to the West with the absolute mess thatQuantum Theoryprovides....

July 27, 2025 · 5 min · 1048 words · Thomas Wang

Rock on robots

Thanks to the kindness of Destructoid, I have joined a team. Me! Part of the gang! Wow! Time to get my robot rock on. Hence the pic. That’s me in my backyard. Rocking on. So, just a few tidbits for you Dtoids — I’m a female gameblogger working in L.A., using my secret powers to their utmost to make a real job out of professional dorkery. I started blogging in 2000, about nothing in particular....

July 27, 2025 · 1 min · 141 words · Barbara Johnson

Rumortoid: Duke Nukem Forever not showing at E3 2008

An unsubstantiated little birdie recently toldVE3Dthat everyone’s favorite, but perhaps slightly delayed, tough guy will not be appearing at E3 this year. Of course, this is probably not shocking news, considering thatDuke Nukem Foreverhas not been at an E3 event since 2001, when 3D Realms dramatically revealed a trailer for the title. This is the exact opposite of what happened in 2005, where rampant rumors dictated that Nukem could pop in with 3D Realms’ bedfellow,Prey....

July 27, 2025 · 1 min · 209 words · Anna Wells

Saints Row 3: Co-op, no online multiplayer (Update)

[Update:I’ve been informed that thatSaints Row 3will not have a skinny/fat feature. Most of the info seems genuine from what I’ve received from Volition, but definitely not that bit!] The first details for Volition’sSaints Row 3have made their way online, and naturally, we’re here to soak up the news like big, dirty news sponges. The biggest nugget of gold is the fact that online competitive multiplayer will no longer be part of the game, although co-op will still remain....

July 27, 2025 · 1 min · 142 words · Ryan Watkins