Weekend Destructainment: Gaming is super cereal edition

Mash. Fantastic short, but sweet, mashup song. Thanks, .tiff! Some super fucking weird Wii spoof. Spotted ondarkair’s C Blog Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction. By the same guys that did Half-Life: Full Life Consequences. Spotted onAndrex’s C Blog. Super Mariodone inLittleBigPlanet. Meh. Spotted onBS3 Owner’s C Blog. Old ad forConker’s Bad Fur Dayfor the 64 that barely got any air time back in the day. For good reason too. Spotted onGoNintendo....

July 26, 2025 · 1 min · 87 words · Gene Harris

Weekend Destructainment: It’s so baaaaaa

[Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends.] Modern Warfare 2meetsPokemonin this attempt at comedy. Eh. Anamanaguchi jams out after the break. Then it’s a crazySuper Mario Worldmod. Followed by a guy going nuts inHalo 3. Then check out theMetroid: Other Mtribute. Next is a video that don’t make sense. The Destructainment ends with Modern Warfare Kid and Keyboard Snake....

July 26, 2025 · 1 min · 77 words · Debbie Rodriguez

Weighted Companion PC case? Why yes, someone did think of that

I could regale you with list after list of thePortalthemed fan creations that have come out since the release ofThe Orange Box, but it hardly seems necessary as surely you’ve already seen everything fromplush cubestoaluminum replicas. Why I don’t have a pair of panties on right now with the Cube embroidered over my crotch is beyond me (as I type this someone is reading it and knitting a pair to sell onEtsy....

July 26, 2025 · 1 min · 163 words · William Humphrey

Yeah, that’s a lighter: New Deus Ex 3 image released

Eidos has revealed a new image fromDeus Ex 3 (potentiallyto be calledDeus Ex: Human Revolution), and well… yeah, that’s it up there. What is it? Well, it’s a hand and a lighter, dummy. Eidos Montreal “community guy” René Valen, who posted the image on theEidos forums, is just a huge tease. “I can’t say a darn thing about this,” he wrote. “other than people who like to go into details will shortly have some new material to dissect....

July 26, 2025 · 1 min · 92 words · Matthew Blackburn

YTMND Thursday: Milla Jovovich has taken over, edition

This weeks YTMND Thursday is packed full of win. I didn’t want to just sit on all the Milla Jovovich YTMNDs until next week nor sit on any of the first ten that was collected either. So, I decided to unleash them all in one fell swoop (da whoop). Of course, I can’t add extra gaming YTMNDs without adding extra Random Man Dogs too! So enjoy this super sized addition Dtoiders!...

July 26, 2025 · 1 min · 118 words · Cassandra Parker

“Steel and Titanium” map pack announced for Killzone 2

Whoa. There’s absolutely no way to overstate the significance of theKillzone 2downloadable content announcement on the latest episode ofGameTrailer’s TV. Last night Herman Hulst, Guerilla Games’ marketing manager, blew minds with the announcement of “Steel and Titanium,” a two-map pack with its source material already included in the single player campaign of the game. According to Hulst, the first map — the “Steel” — is set on the ISA tech cruiser, the “New Sun....

July 26, 2025 · 2 min · 265 words · Jeffrey Hayes

Ace Combat: Assault Horizon coming, looks awesome

I love theAce Combatgames, and the greatest slight I ever suffered in this generation’s console war was the fact thatAce Combat 6: Fires of Liberationwas (and still is) an Xbox 360-only title. One would think that Namco Bandai, a company known forscrewing over people who like platform exclusives to stay that way, would have wised up and ported it to the black box o’ Blu-ray already. But they didn’t (yet), and I’m still butthurt about it....

July 25, 2025 · 2 min · 249 words · Emily Hamilton

Are you as awesome as this Call of Duty player?

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July 25, 2025 · 1 min · word · Hector Oconnell

Art Attack Friday: Togail

Art Attack Friday is your weekly look at videogame fan art created by a talented artist. Back in December of last year, we held a contest where we wanted you to show us your “personas.” The contest brought in a nice amount of new members including Togail, this week’s Art Attack artist. Togail is a teacher over at Full Sail University and specializes in natural fantasy, industrial design and character design....

July 25, 2025 · 2 min · 230 words · Curtis Hughes

Assassins Creed: You must watch this

Another video from X06 that has finally hit the general public, thisAssassins Creedgameplay footage for the Xbox 360 will give you a whole lot of something to look forward to. First thing you’ll of course notice is that the game looks absolutely amazing. The second thing is the amount of freedom you’ll have in the game. Must buy? After watching this video, I think it certainly looks to be.We have the standard version above, but I recommend you check out theHD versioninstead....

July 25, 2025 · 1 min · 165 words · Cynthia Stafford

Atari goes on the offensive to protect Alone In The Dark legacy

Word on the net has it that a few reviews ofAlone In The Darkare based on illegally obtained code for the game, and Atari is none too happy about it. They’re so displeased, in fact, that their lawyers went on the offensive — causing at least one Scandinavian site (as reported by Kotaku) to temporarily pull its lowball score within minutes of its debut on the Internet. Fast-forward to the present, and German gaming site 4players comes forward with a similar story of being under Atari’s glare, and accused of reviewing a (supposedly) illegally obtained copy of the game....

July 25, 2025 · 2 min · 258 words · Jose Delgado

Baby starves to death while parents raise virtual child

A man and a woman have been arrested for letting their infant daughter starve to death while they raised a virtual child in the online gamePRIUS. The Korean couple, known only as the Kims, returned home after a 12-hour gaming session at a “PC Bang” Internet parlor to find their baby dead. Tests confirmed the child had died of malnutrition. The father, 41 and mother, 25, met online and in 2008 and had a baby together....

July 25, 2025 · 1 min · 164 words · Tracy Bell

Back to the Future: The Game dated for PSN

“You don’t need money, don’t take fame. Don’t need no credit card to ride this train.” Dude, what the f*ck does that mean? And it’s wrong! You need money. You’ll need money on February 15, as that’s when Back to the Future: The Game will be released on the PlayStation Network. Telltale Games is wrapping it up for PSN for that date as well as for iPad later this month....

July 25, 2025 · 1 min · 103 words · Nicholas Gonzalez