Checking out Godfather II from the middle of the San Francisco Bay

Living the Don’s life — it’s quite the experience. You get the money, the power, and the women. EA and theGodfatherteam really wanted to drive that point home by inviting me out to probably one of the swankest events I’ve been to yet. This past week, I was invited out to a yacht to see the upcomingGodfather IIvideogame. Poker tables were set up, booze was flowing, sexy-hot waitresses were walking around in skimpy outfits (video coming soon!...

July 18, 2025 · 7 min · 1421 words · Heather Frank

Christians and Pornographers team up to fight the violent video game menace

It’s a beautiful thing when two disparate groups can set aside their differences to come together in a joyous union resulting in a deeper understanding of one another’s viewpoints. That is, it’s a beautiful thing when unlikely pairings occur not simply to ignorantly attack games, and by extension the freedom that comes with being an adult. In Australia a debate is currently occurring over whether a new rating for violent videogames should exist, that rating being R18+....

July 18, 2025 · 3 min · 524 words · Christy Johnson

Chrono Trigger: the bar will give you some great drink ideas

It’s confirmed: the students at the IT University of Copenhagan are total nerds. I mean that in the best way, by the way. After having their ownFinal FantasyandPortalthemed bar nights complete with tasty themed drinks, they’ve decided to do it again — this time with aChrono Triggertheme. Drinks features included the Gato, Frog (pictured above), Spekkio, Nu, Ayla, 65,000,000 BC, Marle, R-66Y, Millenium Fair, Magus, Chrono, and of course Lavos, which includes vodka, rum, Bailey’s, Cointreau, ginger ale and more....

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · 114 words · Jessica Mejia

Crackdown demo arriving January 18th

That’s right, a demo ofCrackdownwill be available on Xbox Live Marketplace on the 18th of January. This stylishGTAclone will then hit stores February 20th. On Jan. 18, gamers will get the chance to battle their way through the roads and rooftops ofCrackdown™ as the Xbox 360™ title’s explosive demo lands on Xbox Live® Marketplace. And for the ultimate payback, they will combine forces in online co-op play for twice the thrills and double the retribution....

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · 160 words · Dominique Thompson

Custom Yoshi zombie figure will give you nightmares

Awesome rad community memberKody Koalaloves to make his custom toys and his latest is as awesome as ever. Sure we’ve seen zombified characters before, but rarely have they been as horrific as this zombie Yoshi is depicted. Eyeball popped out, tongue coming right from Yoshi’s mouth — I think Mario is going to need a new ride. Kodyis selling the Yoshifigure so you collectors are in luck! Nab it before you miss your chance!...

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · 74 words · Robin Miller

Destructoid review: Clover

Cloveris one of those games that would immediately catch the eye of a certain type of gamer — that is, the gamer always on the lookout for something slightly different than the rest of what’s out there. Described as a “plot driven platformer”, this Xbox LIVE Community title places you in the role of Sam, a young man living in a small Medieval village during troubled times. With a 2D sidescrolling look and very straightforward gameplay,Cloveris sure to appeal to retro gamers and turn off the types that are only interested in what’s new and shiny....

July 18, 2025 · 4 min · 726 words · Keith Brown MD

Destructoid review: Crayon Physics Deluxe

I’ve been followingCrayon Physics Deluxesince I first laid eyes and hands on itat GDC. The concept of a physics-based puzzle game where the player can actuallydraw things into existencethat move and fall and react the way they would in real life amazed the hell out of me, as it did many gamers. Now, almost a year later,Crayon Physics Deluxeis finally complete. Does it live up to the potential awesomeness of its mechanic?...

July 18, 2025 · 7 min · 1404 words · James Cooper

Destructoid review: Cuboid

A cuboid is a convex polyhedron. A rectangular cuboid has three pairs of equal, opposite rectangular faces. Each pair of adjacent faces meets in a right angle. I’m sure mathematicians created the cuboid for a variety of good reasons. I’m absolutely certain one of those reasons was not to facilitate the creation of a PlayStation Network title. Honestly, I write about videogames so I don’t have to think about cuboids. But, I find myself doing so anyway as a result of Creat Studios’ creation,Cuboid....

July 18, 2025 · 4 min · 778 words · Robin Day

Destructoid review: Suikoden Tierkreis

Konami’sSuikodenseries is one of the most venerable and respected RPGs of all time, which is quite a feat considering some titles in the series have become such rare and expensive collector’s items that only the lucky and the rich can get hold of them. With the Nintendo DS being one of the last true strongholds for Japanese RPGs, it makes sense thatSuikodenwould eventually find its way onto the handheld platform....

July 18, 2025 · 7 min · 1386 words · Melinda Austin

Destructoid video review: Saints Row 2

This is a video review ofSaints Row 2, wherein I weigh the relative strengths and weaknesses of the different gameplay mechanics and narrative conventions in an effort to, eventually, assign a numerical score denoting the game’s value. It also includes a lot of footage of my ingame avatar, which is pretty neat.

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · 52 words · Mr. John Campos

Destructoid’s games of the week for 06/10/07: HR nightmare edition!

To whom it may concern, It has come to my attention that the smoke detectors in the lavatories are made entirely out of Papier-mâché. While they make for decorative and festive accoutrements in an otherwise sterile restroom environment, it’s entirely possible that they would fail to perform their primary function in the event of a fire. Professionally, Dr. Nex PhD The Cherokee believed that fire was the living embodiment of the emotions of dragonflies and their loved ones, weeping from beyond the grave....

July 18, 2025 · 6 min · 1092 words · Marie Soto

Discountoid: MGS4 under 10% of 360 and other amazing bargains

See what I did there? Time again for Discountoid. Generally, as the holiday season accelerates towards its inevitable climax, videogame deals hover right around where they are the rest of the year, with a little more emphasis on family-friendly titles and a lot of accessories. This season is anything but typical, however, so maybe we’ll be seeing things get a little crazier in the coming weeks. This week? Pretty much what I would expect....

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · 213 words · Dr. Allen Shelton

Donate blood for your MMO

A Chinese Massive Multiplayer Online game called Cabel recently offered banned players and new players the chance to regain old accounts or get new accounts in exchange for donating blood. The offer was given after 12,000 players hacked the game to boost their stats and were in turn banned from the game. Over 100 people have signed up to donate at the event which will take place tomorrow in the city of Nanjing....

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · 111 words · Julia Cooper