Massive Dawn of War II update out now

Relic has been hard at work it seems, for the company has released a rather large update forWarhammer 40,000: Dawn of War IIcontaining both bug fixes and even a little bit of new content for good measure. For starters, there’s two all-new four-player maps (“Medean Cliff Mines” and “Ruins of Argus”), two vs. two for ranked matches, “Push to Talk” for voice chat, and a few other things like additional kill animations and a benchmarking tool....

July 17, 2025 · 1 min · 155 words · Taylor Hale

Max Payne is set to start filming soon, but will it be painful to watch?

Last time we heard about themovieadaptation ofMax Payne, the man who would be responsible for filling the iconic shoes of the one-man army was still up in the air. One quick peek over atIGN,and the facts now seem to indicate otherwise. Filming is set to start on March 2 in Toronto, andMaxwill be played by none other than the bad boy himself: Mark Wahlberg. Just how true to the game the movie will stay is still up for debate (do they ever?...

July 17, 2025 · 1 min · 159 words · Martha Turner

Megan Fox and Shia LeBeouf in the new Transformers game

Activision has announced that actors Shia “No No No” LeBeouf and Megan “her hotness burns my retinas” Fox are lending their voices to theTransformers: Revenge of the Fallenvideogame. On top of that, Peter Cullen and Frank Welker from the original cartoons will be voicing Optimus Prime and Megatron, respectively. Really, I have nothing else to say about this announcement at all. It’s justanother excuse to posta gallery of Megan Fox pictures....

July 17, 2025 · 3 min · 438 words · Jessica James

Merry Christmas from the Destructoid Community

It’s Christmas day and that means not a whole hell of a lot is going to happen today on the Internets. People are taking the day off to be with family and play with all their new toys they received for Christmas. I, on the other hand, don’t celebrate Christmas and plan on being the only one keeping the Internet interesting today. Well, thatwasthe plan until I woke up this morning and decided that I’d rather spend my day watching 40GB worth of NOT-downloaded movies and TV shows I got from a friend....

July 17, 2025 · 2 min · 324 words · Joseph Davis

Miyamoto shoots for this year for Super Mario 3DS

My 3DS systems (2!) are lonely. Sad and lonely. I’ve blown through all the launch games and there’s really nothing in the way of downloadable games yet, so it’s really just a machine for short, dailyFind Miisessions. But how sad is that? It’s like checking your Facebook daily to find that you’ve got no friends. Nintendo is going to bring the good games soon. I’m ready for a Mario game, and from what Nintendo’s Shigeru Miyamoto says, we could see one as early as this year....

July 17, 2025 · 1 min · 157 words · Elizabeth Hughes

MLB 07: The Show … or what I like to call, where the hell are you?

Ever since I was teased aboutMLB 07: The Showfor the PlayStation 3 a few months ago at a special Sony event, I’ve been sweating in anticipation for its final release. you’re able to imagine my extreme disappointment when I ran over to GameStop last week to pick it up only to find out it wasn’t out yet — I was told sometime in May it’d finally come out.Either way, I’m starving for more PlayStation 3 goodness andThe Showhas the potential to be the cure, the cure for my fever — you see, last year,The Showwas way better than that 2K Sports debacle....

July 17, 2025 · 2 min · 258 words · Levi Walters Jr.

MODERN WARFARE 2 SUCKS!!!!!!

Oh … my … God … Please forgive me for taking the Lord’s name in vain, but if you’re yet to see this, you will most likely blaspheme along with me. This video is currently doing the rounds, and really, it has to be seen to be believed. Whether it’s staged or genuine, you can’t fake some of the things this kid does, so he’s either suffered gravely for his art, or he’s in need of dire psychiatric help....

July 17, 2025 · 1 min · 125 words · Holly Bryant

Modern Warfare outsold all 2009 entertainment in the UK

Britain’s Entertainment Retailers Association has released a list of the top ten selling entertainment products in 2009 and topping the list isModern Warfare 2. The game has sold 2.9 million copies in the UK, beating unit sales of major releases such asTwilightandQuantum of Solaceon DVD. Second place went toHarry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, but the distance is considerable with only 2.2 million units sold. The top three is rounded out withFIFA 10, a mere fifty thousand copies less than the sorcery-filled film....

July 17, 2025 · 2 min · 246 words · Devon Green

Molyneux talks new game, still insists on its purity

In an interview withgamesindustry.bizLionhead boss Peter Molyneux elaborated on his upcoming, unannounced game. In addition to hisdetails from last weekabout the title encompassing a “single, pure thought,” Molyneux said that his new title would be “very, very different” and “ridiculously ambitious.” From the interview: We’ve actually been working on another project now for a while, and obviously it’s ridiculously ambitious, but it’s ridiculously ambitious in a very simple way. It’s a simple and pure idea, and very, very different to anything I’ve done before....

July 17, 2025 · 1 min · 171 words · Jasmine Juarez

MS: Square Enix loves us because we’re awesome

With accusations of money hats and treachery afoot in the wake ofFinal Fantasy XIII‘s shocking multiplatform status, Microsoft has graciously decided toclear the air. The reveal was E3’s only memorable moment that didn’t involve a man having a seizure over imaginary drum kits so naturally it caused a lot of speculation. The ‘Soft has firmly put claims of cloak n’ dagger shenanigans to rest, however — by claiming that the Xbox 360 is simply too wonderful NOT to haveFinal Fantasy XIIIon it:...

July 17, 2025 · 2 min · 258 words · Christopher Taylor

Naughty sounding shooter Big Bang Mini coming to DS

Despite the fact that the name makes it sound like some kind of sleazy dwarf porno, SouthPeak Games’Big Bang Miniis nothing more than a fireworks-based shooter for the Nintendo DS. Damn it. But getting past the initial disappointment,Big Bang Minidoes have an interesting premise — using blasts of fireworks in the sky to take out approaching enemies. You use the stylus to create fireworks, but if you miss, you’ll be forced to avoid falling sparks created by your explosions....

July 17, 2025 · 2 min · 357 words · Lonnie Schultz

NCsoft delivers a free MMO

Available now, NCsoft has just released a free-to-play MMO calledDungeon Runners. Though it is playable at no cost, if you’d like access to just a bit more, the company is charging $4.99 per month for the content. Here’ssome infoon the differences: Users can download Dungeon Runners for free via NCsoft’s online destination, PlayNC Store, and then play it for free. There is also the option for players to upgrade to a membership level which costs $4....

July 17, 2025 · 1 min · 145 words · William Gutierrez

New Cave Story 3DS screens to get excited about

With E3 officially over, now is the time to get back to being excited over the games that are actually coming out in thenearfuture. One of these games isCave Story 3D. Releasing for the Nintendo 3DS on August 9th (only two more months!), the game will be a direct remake of the unbelievably classic originalCave Story, only this time redesigned with fancy 3D graphics! True, the original sprites are much moire charming, but there is something about this colorful new polygon look that still gets me excited....

July 17, 2025 · 1 min · 125 words · Michael Anderson