That’s So MMO!: Playin’ Republic Lotto

Hello MMO fans and welcome to another go around with That’s So MMO! With PAX Prime having just ended and Dragon*Con now in-session, I’ve barely managed to get my Gollum loincloth dry cleaned in time for the costume contest. “You can’t win if you don’t play”Star Wars: The Old Republicis inching ever closer to an actual release. “September Beta Weekends”have begunfor lucky fans randomly invited through official forumsign-ups. Great news for the eager invitees, not as thrilling for everyone else, as the Non-Disclosure Agreement is still very much in place....

July 13, 2025 · 3 min · 471 words · Michelle Jackson

The Daily Hotness: Every anime opening ever

Sister site Japanatorposted this funnyvideo of every anime sequence mashed together to show that most openings all seem the same. P.A.D. visited SEGA, win a Blue DSi XL andGolden Sun: Dark Dawn,we reviewedDead Nation, no Bat-Vehicle inBatman: Arkham City, G4 is the only one who will do coverage at E3 this year which is great for us because we’ll just sit in our hotel rooms reporting on what they do and then just go party every night like f*cking rockstars and more happened on 11/29/10....

July 13, 2025 · 2 min · 366 words · April Johnson

The Dicks of Doom

Today isDoom‘s birthday, as you may well know if you read Destructoid earlier today.Doomwas an old favorite of mine growing up, and is remembered with such rose-tinted spectacles that I still play and enjoy it today. I was a poor child growing up, so it was inevitable that Knee Deep in the Dead,Doom‘s first episode distributed as Shareware, would get a ridiculous amount of play from me. I eventually upgraded toDoom II, and played it through to completion on my grandfather’s superior computer....

July 13, 2025 · 7 min · 1399 words · Melanie Gibbs

The DTOID Show: Saints Row, Deus Ex, Tara Likes Skyrim

Good evening, space-children. Bathe in the cold moon-rays of The Destructoid Show. Today, we talk about the newSaints Row The Thirdtrailer, the Xbox dashboard’ssexy new makeover, andDeus Exstuff. For instance,Deus Ex: Human Revolutionhas shipped2 million units, is on salefor 34.99 on Amazon, and iscoming soon to Mac.Also, I’m starting fights with Reddit again. Sorry. Jim Sterling was nice enough to send us a video review forHard Reset,and you can read his full written reviewhere....

July 13, 2025 · 1 min · 114 words · Anthony Sanchez

The Mr. Destructoid Entertainment System

[Editor’s note: Segasonicdude modded his original NES into Mr. Destructoid — CTZ] That’s probably a familiar face to everyone here, but some of it may look a little more familiar that it originally appears. For you see, my brother and I have done a paint job on one of our Nintendo Entertainment Systems (1st Attempt) Presenting the Niero Entertainment System (stole that name from the comments thanks goes to Walkyourpath)!...

July 13, 2025 · 1 min · 109 words · Christopher Tucker

The Week in Rock (Band DLC): Jordan Catalano invades your console

I can only imagine the wonderful things you guys will have to say about these selections, considering one of the bands is a top-40s pop-punk artist, and another is a platinum-selling band that features Jared Leto on guitar and vocals (and eyeliner). Regardless of what you (or I) think about the bands and the songs, objectively I can say that these aren’t bad picks forRock Band— they feature good individual instrument parts, and have disgustingly catchy hooks....

July 13, 2025 · 1 min · 142 words · Michael Hall

The Weekend Hotness: I think it’s time we blow this scene

As posted on Weekend Destructainment: Check out this mash-up ofFinal Fantasy Dissidiawith the opening credits toCowboy Bebop. These types of mash-ups have been done to death, but this one was actually really awesome.Noby Noby Boyis the spawn of Satan, Jim reviewedHalo Wars, I checked outFUEL, Henry Hatsworth is nothing to fck with and plenty more happened over the weekend.Destructoid Originals:Live Stream: Community Vibes IV, downtown MiamiWeekend Destructainment: It’s raining menBest of the Network this weekDiscountoid: MK vs DCU, Dead Space and more dealsWhy Noby Noby Boy is the dark spawn of SatanThis Week in the Community: Everyone got swag!...

July 13, 2025 · 3 min · 501 words · Christopher Kelley

The Weekend Hotness: Noby Noby what?

Maybe we all should start saving our useless junk for our future grandchildren. Who knows, maybe my Master Chief helmet from theLegendaryedition ofHalo 3might actually be worth more than $50 in the year 2550! Nick went to theStreet Fighter IVparty, Topher took a look atFlower, I’ll never understand whatNoby Noby Boyis supposed to be, and a few other things happened over the weekend. Destructoid Originals:Capcom knows how to party: Street Fighter IV launch event was out of controlTastes gamey: How Flower was this close to being a Zen experienceDiscountoid: Moon, Wario Land: Shake It!...

July 13, 2025 · 1 min · 197 words · Ariana Ferguson

ThinkGeek has a couple of PixelJunk Shooter 2 t-shirts

ThinkGeek has jumped in bed with Q-Games to offer some swanky products based on the studio’s games. And really, who can blame them? Chad has certainlyflirted with the conceptbefore. To go alongside the release ofPixelJunk Shooter 2on PlayStation Network, they areoffering two t-shirts, as shown above. I’m always personally fond of designs that are neat in and of themselves, without having to blatantly cry out “Look at me! I’m avideogame!”...

July 13, 2025 · 1 min · 70 words · Kevin Cruz

Tipsy Prinny Night 08: NIS America debuts A Witch’s Tale

NIS America held a little press event last night at the Zebulon Cafe and Bar in San Francisco. They were on hand to show off some of their upcoming titles and among the games was this new series calledA Witch’s Tale.Unlike all the other games coming out from NIS this year,A Witch’s Taleis heavily focused on the touch screen. All combat in the game is done with the touch screen and you’ll use the touch screen to draw runes and magic spells to attack your enemies....

July 13, 2025 · 4 min · 764 words · Michael Rush

Too unkind towards Too Human? Apparently, Destructoid is

Ontario newspaper theSt. Catharines Standardhasinterviewed local developerDenis Dyack about his upcoming controversial 360 title,Too Human. The interview discusses plans for Silicon Knights’ expansion should the game sell well, along with the troubled development process that has surroundedToo Human‘s lengthy germination. Of particular note is the attention that the article pays to press coverage ofToo Human. In doing this, your very own narrator Jim Sterling has been made to look like a total arsehole in one of the funniest quotes that have ever been attributed to me:...

July 13, 2025 · 2 min · 333 words · Patricia Murphy

Trogdor burninates his way into Guitar Hero II’s bonus tracks!

A good majority of you out there right now are probably flipping out and calling “shenanigans” on the above statement. However, it appears to be all true. Trogdor the Burninator ofHomestar Runnerfame has now found his catchy theme song from his respective “Strong Bad e-mail” episode that sparked an internet craze inGuitar Hero II. This picture comes fromthis postin theGuitar Heroforum. Be warned, all the bonus songs are listed there so there is a bigspoiler alerton this one....

July 13, 2025 · 1 min · 111 words · Valerie Walker

Two views of Crackdown: Who wins?

On Thursday, our boys over atEpileptic Gaminghad their usual show. And, as usual, they did a review of a game. That game on Thursday happened to beCrackdown(my baby) and joining Wheat with a review was a guy named Force. I don’t know who Force is, but I assume he is reputable in whatever circles he resides in.Moving on. After hearing Wheat and Force go back and forth on theirCrackdownreviews, I felt the urge to really let my voice (which of course is always right and represents the majority of gamers, duh!...

July 13, 2025 · 2 min · 226 words · Tracy Cameron