This week’s big Fable II announcement now next week’s big Fable II announcement

Bad news forFable IIfans who haven’t been sleeping — you know that bigFable IIannouncement that Lionhead is supposed to reveal this week? Yeah, now it’s that bigFable IIannouncement that Lionhead is supposed to revealnextweek. Over on the officialFable IIdeveloper blog, word comes that “the big bods over in Redmond decided that this week wasn’t the time to tell you.” Instead, it looks like we’ll be waiting until Monday, November 24 for the big reveal....

August 3, 2025 · 1 min · 95 words · Michael Young

Two free Springsteen tracks coming to Guitar Hero World Tour this January

While only some of you may love Bruce Springsteen, it’s hard to argue with free stuff. This January, in conjunction with the release of Springsteen’s new album and his Super Bowl half-time performance, Activision will be offering up two free tracks forGuitar Hero World Tour. One of the tracks, “My Lucky Day,” comes from his new albumWorking on a Dream. The other is the classic track “Born to Run,” from the 1975 album of the same name....

August 3, 2025 · 2 min · 238 words · Robin Bush

Upcoming Tron game gets teased

I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t know the first thing aboutTron, and this teaser trailer isn’t helping matters. It’s for the forthcomingTrongame, and it appears to be a teaser for the game’s premiere, which will take place at the Spike Video Game Awards on December 12. Apparently, this is the videogame adaptation or tie-in for the forthcomingTronsequel,Tron Legacy, which is scheduled to hit theaters next year. While all of this means nothing to me, I’m there areTronfans out there who are totally excited....

August 3, 2025 · 1 min · 90 words · Frank Thomas

Valve announces Half-Life yard sale: 66% off!

If you’re stuck at home with no plans this weekend, things may be looking up more than you think.Steamjust announced that they’re having a sale this weekend, witheverythingHalf-Life-relatedselling for 66% off and theValve Complete Packselling for 10% off (by the way, the latter includes 3Counter-Striketitles, 2Day of Defeatgames,Left 4 Dead,Portal,Richochet, both versions of Team Fortress and just about everyHalf-Lifeever made). As RetroforceGO’s Topher Cantler would say, ladies and gentlemen, we are having a yard sale....

August 3, 2025 · 1 min · 139 words · Darryl Roberson

Valve might need a few Macintosh and Linux engineers

It seems as ifHalf-LifeandLeft 4 Deaddeveloper Valve is looking for a few good men to engineer things for Linux and Macintosh. Several sleuth sites, as well as more than a share of Mac-focused sites, have been reporting on a rogue sentence not-so-tucked-away in Valve’s Chris Green’sLinkedIn profile, indicating that the studio is indeed doing as much. “I work at Valve,” it reads. “You should work at Valve.” A hard enter. “REALLY looking for senior Linux (plus) Mac engineers....

August 3, 2025 · 1 min · 118 words · Mrs. Jessica Farmer PhD

Virtua Fighter 5 ‘Features’ trailer leaves Nex cold, surprisingly lonely

Here it is. The most comprehensive video yet of the latest iteration of the most technical, hardcorethree-deefighting game available.So why am I unimpressed?Sure, it looks pretty. Sure, I’m pleased that they aren’t trying to impress me with digitized “bewbies”. Sure, I’m even kinda captivated by Kage’s half mask. In the end though, this looksincrediblysimilar to a high-definition upgrade for the last-generationVirtua Fighter 4. I see nothing that wasn’t in place in the last sequel and save a couple shinier textures and more detailed backgrounds, if you told me this wasVirtua Fighter 4, I probably wouldn’t assault you in a murderous rage....

August 3, 2025 · 2 min · 326 words · Paula Cruz

Vote for your Red Dead Redemption pre-order outfit

Rockstar Games doesn’t do pre-order items for its games often, so when it does… watch it, it’s going to be something special. The publisher has announced that it will be offering aRed Dead Redemptionpre-order bonus through mega-retailer GameStop and it’s… a special in-game challenge that will get you a special outfit. Huh? Okay, it’s actually a bit cooler than “different outfit.” Users will have the option to vote for one of three different outfits to decide which will be made available as the pre-order bonus....

August 3, 2025 · 1 min · 149 words · Ann Ruiz

Weekend Destructainment: Ding-A-Ling Fireman to the rescue!

Our opening gambit for this week’s Destructainment isn’t really videogame related, but we don’t play by the rules on Destructoid, even if we made the rules ourselves. I don’t think you’ll mind much, given that it’s a ridiculous toy commercial from the 60’s, and they’re always good for a chuckle. Ding-A-Ling Fireman to the rescue, indeed. Yes, it does advertise that the Ding-A-Ling Fireman has a “built-in pumper.” Hamza is at PAX, getting drunk and having sex with all his girls, so we’re holding the fort in his stead....

August 3, 2025 · 1 min · 108 words · Todd Hale

Weekend Destructainment: OH SHI-!

[Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends.] The newPokemon Black/Whitefootage with subtitles, thanks toDtoider Genki-Jam. After the break is the better version of GameCrush. Then it’s the latest episode of Critical Flaw. Next, funny moments still happen inHalo 3. Then check out Makoto’s original voice actor. The Destructainment ends with Mega64’s Gamer Warz 2....

August 3, 2025 · 1 min · 72 words · Kristen Garcia

Wii breaks launch records in the land of Yahoo Serious!

Daybreak The sun rises over the red, dusty earth of the Outback. A small lizard darts into the harsh sun and is quickly pounced upon from below by a black funnel web spider. Life in these barren plains is harsh, but for each dingo shot by a farmer after devouring a baby in what can only be described as “cliche stereotype”, there is a young Australian child (probably descended from rapists) who absolutely adores the Nintendo Wii....

August 3, 2025 · 1 min · 182 words · Carlos Gonzales

World of Goo developer speaks on Microsoft’s stance towards indie developers

Any indie developer will tell you it’s a challenge to create the title of your dreams, but the bigger hurdle by far is getting the game published and distributed — by someone that won’t rape you for all you’re worth. In a recentGamasutra editorialby Ron Carmel of 2D Boy (developer ofWorld of Goo), he takes a conversational tone towards Microsoft while addressing what he identifies as their three key moves that have turned off indie developers:...

August 3, 2025 · 2 min · 292 words · Amanda Park

Aaamaazzing: It Hurts

[For her Monthly Musing, Stephanie K talks about one of my favorite adventure series — the Trilby games. Believe Stephanie when she says the games are incredible. Promotions for this month are wrapping up, but make sure you check back on Monday for May’s topic. — JRo] “I was not alone, for foolhardiness was not then mixed with that love of the grotesque and the terrible which has made my career a series of quests for strange horrors in literature and in life....

August 2, 2025 · 10 min · 1934 words · Anthony Carlson

Activision bitchslaps Electronic Arts, or tries to

Activision CEO Bobby Kotick haslauded his companyas one that “celebrates entrepreneurial, opportunistic, independent values,” and is considerate of culture when it comes to buying out games studios. Kotick then went for the cheap shot, comparing his company to EA and stating that “it did a very good job of taking the soul out of a lot of the studios it acquired.” A somewhat ironic statement, perhaps, in a time where Activision is hated for sucking the life out of theGuitar Heroseries, while developer Harmonix sided with EA to create the highly successfulRock Band....

August 2, 2025 · 2 min · 217 words · Chelsea Nguyen