I, The Author: Tales of an omnipotent public servant

[It’s time for anotherMonthly Musing— the monthly community blog theme that provides readers with a chance to get their articles and discussions printed on the frontpage. — CTZ] There is a time only spoken of in hushed whispers within the darkened halls of online gaming’s inner sanctum. A time chronicled only in forgotten, dusty html scrolls and sequestered away in the ancient archives of long neglected servers. Tended by mad digital hermits and fanatical acolytes of the retro gods, these stories speak of an era when MMOs did not exist in fully in three dimentions but rather two....

July 7, 2025 · 8 min · 1563 words · Robert Macias

Is Super Mario Galaxy 2 the best platformer ever created?

The answer is yes. Sound off in the comments! Oh, I have to write more? Shoot. Okay, I will elaborate on why this is, but just know that there won’t be some kind of surprise ending at the conclusion of this feature. The “yes” may turn into a “YES!”, but, other than the enlarged typing, my opinion will not be swayed. NOT BE SWAYED, I TELL YOU! In ourperfect 10 review ofSuper Mario Galaxy 2, fellow editor and object of my man crush Dale North excitedly called the Wii sequel the “Best Mario Game Ever!...

July 7, 2025 · 9 min · 1764 words · Sharon Kim

January NPD: 360 leads, Black Ops still on top

After anotherDecember as the U.S.’s top selling home console, it looks like the Wii is on the decline again. Last month, the console was outsold by the Xbox 360 by about 60,000 units. That’s a +32% gain for the 360 compared to last year, and a -15% decrease for the Wii in the same time frame. With the newest,most well promoted motion controlleron the market, a sleek, lower priced Slim model, and arguably the best 3rd party support of all the current-gen home consoles, it’s no surprise to the 360 doing so well....

July 7, 2025 · 2 min · 314 words · Charles Stewart

Kiss invade Guitar Hero, Linkin Park hit DJ Hero 2

Elvis Presley’s “Blue Christmas” is so depressing. Wouldn’t you rather be listening to KISS and Linkin Park? Great! Activision is releasing KISS and Linkin Park track packs forGuitar Hero: Warriors of RockandDJ Hero 2respectively, just in time for Christmas. The KISS track pack will include three of the band’s biggest hits: “Rock and Roll All Nite,” “Detroit Rock City,” and “Calling Dr. Love.” It’ll run you 440 MS Points/$5.49/550 Wii Points for the full pack, or a 160 MS Points/$1....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 164 words · Valerie Collins

L.A. Noire ‘Slip of the Tongue’ pre-order DLC gets video

L.A. Noireis getting a range ofpre-order bonusesfor you fellas in the U.S. and Rockstar has released a trailer for the Walmart-exclusive ‘Slip of the Tongue’ traffic case. It doesn’t show a whole lot, other than some hilarious out-of-cover animation at the end. Walmart customers will get a code in their box to download the exclusive DLC, while simultaneously destroying mom and pop stores in smalltown America, on June 07, 2025....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 70 words · Jacob Ball

Live Show: Backlog concludes Viewtiful Joe 2 tonight!

We’re almost at the climax ofViewtiful Joe 2on Backlog. Tune in tonight to find out if Joe and Sylvia can save Captain Blue and the world from the evil Gedow forces. If such a thing can be said to have a top, rest assured, this game will probably find some way to go over it. I honestly can’t say it’s been too terribly much fun for me. I understand the appeal....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 194 words · Tammy Thompson

Live show: Mash Tactics plays Fat Princess

Wow, my eyes still burn from that intense game ofFat Princessyesterday on thePlayStation3. The Chill Bros were really into it, as was I. We are going to have one more run of this downloadable title from PSN. Join Carnage and Pico live on Justin.Tv to help keep the other team from ‘killing our doods’. Join us forMash Tactics weekdays at 4PM PST onJustin.Tv/Destructoid. Live from the official Destructoid studio we stream new releases and crazy antics with industry guests....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 101 words · Angelica Haynes

Looking for some writers for Modern Method’s upcoming movie site

Oh yes, it’s coming. Problem is it can’t come until we get some writers to fill it up with content. I suppose you can consider this the semi-official announcement before the official announcement when everything will be revealed (thus, the nondescript header image). Modern Method is looking for writers to blog about movies. We want review, news and feature writers who love movies. It would be an intern position but obviously a lot of fun and great for experience/free movies/hitting on people (trust me, “I’m a film critic” is a big turn on)....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 167 words · David Bennett

LucasArts announcing an original title soon

Unless LucasArts tosses out a surprise media blast in the next 30-odd hours (Grim Fandango2reveals are always welcome), it seems like the next game the studio announces won’t be a classic. According to a recenttweetby Geoff Keighley, LucasArts will reveal an original title on GTTV this Thursday night. Interesting, eh? “LucasArts will announce a brand-new original game on this week’s GTTV — with first footage. More details soon,” Keighley said via the social network tool....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 154 words · Adrian Morales

Man has seizure playing Oblivion, sues Bethesda

Former Navy pilot John Ryan McLaughlin is suing Bethesda, claiming thatThe Elder Scrolls IV: Obliviongave him a grand mal seizure that cost him his flight status. According to the suit, it was the first seizure he’d ever had, and it was violent enough to break a bone. He is now permanently barred from flying the F-18 planes for which he was trained. The suit argues thatOblivion“was so designed that it exceeded the upper acceptable limit of more than three flashes over a one second period, as well as acceptable spatial pattern and luminance flash limits....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 155 words · Wanda Carey

Massive to supply ads for several games this fall

Prepare for a Massive intrusion. Microsoft’s glorious videogame advertising company is set to supply in-game ads for a host of THQ, Electronic Arts, and Activision Xbox 360 and PC titles this fall. The list of targets includes every EA Sports title andNeed for Speed Shift, as well asGuitar Hero 5,DJ Hero, andBand Hero.Tony Hawk: Ride,Blur,UFC 2009 Undisputedand otherad-lesstitles are to entertain Massive advertising, too. But, wait, that’s not all: Massive will provide stuff — possibly “Be a Chompion” reminders — for Battle....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 176 words · Christopher Mcdonald

Mega Man Legends 3 still in development, not greenlit yet

A few weeks ago,Mega Man Legends 3Director Masakazu Eguchi revealed that Capcom hasnot yet fully committedto production of the game. On February 22nd, the team was scheduled for a meeting to determine the fate of this project. In a conversation with Siliconera, Community Manager Seth Killian has offered some updated information: They were saying like ‘well, we got an extension, so we’re going to keep working on the game.’ Does this mean it’s actually going to be made?...

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 166 words · Douglas Smith

Mercury Meltdown Revolution releasing at $19.99 with perfect blob physics

When I heard that Ignition Entertainment was bringing a new installment of theMercuryseries to the Wii, I knew that there’d only be one thing that would compel me to want to play: it would have to be free. Hitting shelves on September 25,Mercury Meltdown Revolutionfor the Nintendo Wii comes about as close to free as retail will allow — $19.99. The game (which has players guiding mercury blobs throughMouse Trap-like mazes) will support Wii Remote tilt controls, and include over 150 levels....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 169 words · Hannah Ortiz