Weekend Destructainment: It’s raining men

The 1Up Mushroom chases Mario inMario 64. Starts at 2:55 and the reactions are funny. Spotted onGoNintendo. Chris Tucker is the Witch! Spotted onGenki-JAM’s blog. Videogames would be a whole lot different if they had these kinds of sound effects in place. Spotted onGoNintendo. Wario plays theMariotheme … k. Thanks,3typen. J Rockers, Beat Crusaders, make a music video withLittleBigPlanet. Spotted onZac Bentz’s C Blog.

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 64 words · Charles Wu

Weekend Destructainment: SPECIAL TEAMS BABY!

Random Robot Intermission: Usher’s “Love in This Club” performed by the Showbiz Pizza Band. Via a phone call from an ecstatic Buck F1tches. The final part of a tool assisted run throughSuper Mario Bros.where every exploit is, um, exploited. Look for the first two parts on the YouTube profile page. IT guy Vs dumb employee. Doesn’t really have anything to do with gaming except that the IT guy is playingHalo: CEduring most of the call....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 118 words · Phillip Maldonado

What’s in the Dante’s Inferno box?

Electronic Arts is at it again, continuing itsDante’s Infernomarketing/PR-related mailbox assault.Yesterday, a gigantic box cardboard box showed up. Inside that box was big and dirty wooden box. What was inside? Well, that’s what the video is for. And well… yeah. I’ve got nothing.Talk amongst yourselves. Electronic Arts is at it again, continuing itsDante’s Infernomarketing/PR-related mailbox assault. Yesterday, a gigantic box cardboard box showed up. Inside that box was big and dirty wooden box....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 89 words · Ronald Roman

Whip your arms back and forth with UFC Personal Trainer

If you caught my preview last week for THQ’s newest fitness titleUFC Personal Trainerfor Kinect, you probably found yourself wondering whether or not this game lives up to the hype. While I can’t necessarily answer that question for you since everybody has different preferences, I can show you a video of me flailing my arms around like an idiot while pretending to know something about physical exercise. That’s just as good, right?...

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 73 words · Charles Nguyen

White PS3 comes to Japan October 21st

White PS3 slim? Yeah,we knew that was coming. Originally we thought these 320GB HDD versions of the console were coming July 29th, accompanied by a smaller version as well (160GB HDD), but according toSony’s official website (ViaJoystiq), the white bundle is now coming to Japan on October 21st. SEXY. Priced at 34,980 yen ($410 U.S.), this version of the console has not been announced for North America, and in likelihood probably won’t be, which is a shame because I’d like to pet it suggestively and murmur sweet nothings....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 158 words · Joshua Robinson

Win Battlefield 3 over on the Dtoid Facebook

[Update:Contest over! Winners were announced on our Facebook page.] This is an easy one, folks. Head over to theDestructoid Facebook page, Like the page,where we’re giving away TWOBattlefield 3codes for Origin. That’s all! We’ll pick two random winner to give the code to after midnight tonight. In case you haven’t heard,we’re going to be giving out BF3 codes allweekend longas part of our match against theOrigin team at Electronic Arts....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 150 words · Eric Rowe

WWE All-Star character creation details, demo coming

THQ UK has confirmed that a demo of the game will be hitting Xbox Live Arcade and PlayStation Network this week — March 22 for the 360 and March 23 on the PS3. The demo will focus on two of the game’s fighter classes — “Brawler” with the Ultimate Warrior, and “Acrobat” with Rey Mysterio. As for whether the demo is hitting North America, THQ didn’t return my “OMFG DEMO FOR NORTH AMERICA, TOO!...

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 165 words · Fernando Barrett

Xbox 360 Spring Showcase: Hands-on with Too Human

First off, no, I did not get to use the Polar Bear attack. Anyway,Too Humanhas received lots and lots of attention over the years, but not much was being delivered. I was starting to believe thatToo Humanwould end up as vaporware, but as it turns out,Too Humanis finally coming out this August. So then, the big question on everyone’s mind: How wasToo Human? Was it total sex or was it just a “meh”?...

July 5, 2025 · 6 min · 1117 words · Jill Jones

Activision: West, Zampella wanted to steal Infinity Ward

SoActivision is counter-suingJason West and Vincent Zampella. We’ve told you aboutEA’s snarky commentaryon the situation, but let’s get down to brass tacks. What the hell is going on here? Espionage, betrayal and backstabbing, that’s what! According to Activision’s new 23-page complaint, “West and Zampella’s misdeeds formed an unlawful pattern and practice of conduct that was designed to steal the [Infinity Ward] studio, which is one of Activision’s most valuable assets — at the expense of Activision and its shareholders and for their own personal financial gain....

July 4, 2025 · 1 min · 182 words · Ronald Barrera

Aya needs new pants in latest The 3rd Birthday trailer

I’m a huge fan of theParasite Evegames and oh-so-happy that a new one is on the way, even if it’s on the PSP. I’ve been keeping away from the plot up until this trailer, so not too sure what’s going on other than that Aya Brea can do what the Agents do inThe Matrix. The 3rd Birthdayis looking quite amazing. Loving the dark style the series has maintained here. I also like how Aya’s pants represent her health and get ripped to shreds the more damage she takes....

July 4, 2025 · 1 min · 95 words · Raven Castillo

Batman sequel likely if people enjoy the game

Rocksteady’s lead narrative designer Paul Crocker has recently been discussingBatman: Arkham Asylumwith VG247. Much like the rest of the world they liked the game andput the question to himof whether or not Rocksteady would be making a sequel. He responded with a statement that would normally get him the Captain Obvious award of the week, but in this case only receives a very confused look. “We’re just waiting to see if people like the game,” he said....

July 4, 2025 · 1 min · 190 words · Anthony Turner

Black Friday: Wal-Mart has a great PS3 bundle

Wal-Mart’s big attractions for Black Friday shoppers are easily their console bundles. They’ll have a Wii bundle that comes withMario & Sonic at the Winter Olympics, one other game and an extra set of Nyko controllers for $249.00. This deal will only be onWal-Mart’s Web siteTheir PS3 Slim deal will come withinFamous, Batman: Arkham AsylumandThe Dark Knighton Blu-ray. This bundle will be $299, the same price the 120GB PS3 Slims go for by themselves....

July 4, 2025 · 1 min · 150 words · Lauren Mcdowell

Blood of Bahamut confirmed for DS

Yesterdaywe shed lighton a mysterious new project from Square Enix known asBlood of Bahamut. As theofficial sitecontinues to count down,Weekly Jump Magazinehasofficially revealedthatBlood of Bahamutwill be a brand new DS RPG. Because the DS needs more RPGs! This new game will feature four-player co-op, as warriors and sorcerers do battle against giant monsters. Likeidiots, the people of this game’s world built cities on the backs of sleeping beasts. These creatures have now woken up, and housing prices are being driven considerably down … probably....

July 4, 2025 · 1 min · 160 words · Jennifer Bush