YTMND Thursday: Getting Laid edition

Hey there sexys! Sorry for the lack of YTMND last week, I apoligize for that. I have been very busy with my RL. But what do you care? BRING ON THE YTMNDNESS!!! Cliffy B meets Darth Vader(Thanks toXbox Domainfor the YTMND!)Ryu meets Stewie GriffenIn a country where girl raping games and animes are all over the place, they censorGod of War’s topless chicks.Oh snap! Giant enemy crabs were actually in Japanese history!...

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 116 words · Cindy Barnes

Zynga boss allegedly hates innovation, loves evil

A former Zynga employee has spilled the beans on boss Mark Pincus, alleging that he encourages the theft of ideas and going so far as to call the FarmVille developer evil. The ex-worker claims that Pincus said these exact words when talking about game development: “I don’t f*cking want innovation. You’re not smarter than your competitor. Just copy what they do and do it until you get their numbers.” He also states that the company’s unofficial motto was “Be evil,” which is a play on Google’s “Don’t be evil” corporate message....

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 182 words · Katherine Perez

‘The Last Hope’ from Squeenix: what is it?

Square Enix’s newest trademark, filed May 2nd, is named “The Last Hope.” But what is it? I don’t think we’ve heard that name before. Siliconerahas a guess, though I don’t know if see eye-to-eye with Spencer on this one. They think it may be the name for a localizedNanashi no Game(Nameless Game),a horror DS title about a cursed RPG. It would be great to see an English-language version of this title, but the names don’t seen to match up....

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 168 words · Michael Dillon

41% of gamers rely on word-of-mouth for information

An interesting new study by The NPD Group suggests that a significant number of gamersrely on word of mouthto obtain game information and make purchasing decisions, with 41% of those surveyed learning about gaming from acquaintances as opposed to marketing and magazines. In fact, as little as 5% of the survey takers stated that advertising had any effect on them whatsoever. After word of mouth, hands-on playtime at the homes of friends and family were noted as the second biggest influence on modern gamers....

June 25, 2025 · 1 min · 165 words · Stephen Jones

A look back at PAX 09 through the eyes of the community

Just like PAX last year, a ton of you made a community blog recounting your tales at PAX 09. And just like last year, I’ve (hopefully) managed to find all the blogs that were made and recapped them for you all here. People from the United Kingdom, Australia, Europe, Canada, Mexico and from all over the United States came to Seattle to play a bunch of upcoming games and hang out in the nerd Mecca....

June 25, 2025 · 4 min · 716 words · Hailey Zuniga

A Nintendo conference is happening, we’ve got you covered

A Nintendo Conference is happening in San Francisco right now and Destructoid is in attendance to give you all the spicy hot information you need. We’ll be flooding the frontpage with any and all information, while our very own editor-in-chief, Nick Chester, is Tweeting the event as it happens. Be sure to follow@nickchesterfor his thoughts and opinions as they happen, and keep hitting Destructoid for the stories. We’ll be having all sorts of hands-on impressions and asset posts running throughout the day....

June 25, 2025 · 1 min · 91 words · Brian Thomas

Analysts say Vita pushed Nintendo to drop 3DS price

An $80 price drop doesn’t just happen. Not this quickly. The Nintendo 3DS was chopped down from $249 to $169 today, and some analysts say that the upcoming PS Vita system from Sony may have pushed Nintendo to react. Is Nintendo scared, or are they playing defense? Or both? It depends on who you ask. “I just looked at their revised financial forecasts and they are ready to take a hit....

June 25, 2025 · 2 min · 265 words · Benjamin Summers

Anarchy Reigns introduces us to the full crew

Over the past several days we’ve seen trailers for four ofAnarchy Reigns‘ principal characters —Zero,Sasha,Big BullandJack. Of course, we really want to see all four of them tearing it up together, so sit back and enjoy this little gameplay video. I am fairly certain that in this video, there is a shot of a bipedal cobra with gigantic arms. If I am seeing what I think I’m seeing, then this just shot to the top of my “DO WANT” list....

June 25, 2025 · 1 min · 80 words · Connie Anderson

Art Attack Friday: Masa

[Art Attack Friday is your weekly look at videogame fan art created by a talented artist.] Mario & Luigi 3: Bowser’s Inside Storywas recently released here in America, but the game has been out since February over in Japan. So that’s given Japanese artists plenty of time to create fanart for the game. GameSetWatchcaught the work of Masa, an extremely talented artist as you can tell by all of the images in the gallery....

June 25, 2025 · 1 min · 128 words · Ebony Walker

Assassin’s Creed II half off on Amazon

I do so love trawling Amazon for good deals, and this is a pretty enticing one. While Jim might not have enjoyedAssassin’s Creed II, I certainly did. I loved all of The Truth puzzles, as they’re the sort of thing we almost never see in games, let alone a big-budget, AAA title that’s intended to have mass appeal. Not to mention the significantly improved mission variety. At half the price, I feel confident in recommending that you pick it up....

June 25, 2025 · 1 min · 124 words · Scott Johnson

Bayonetta performing fifty combos and getting her arse out

I’ve made no secret of my burning lust forBayonetta, especially since playing it and acquiring a massive erection at E3. Seriously, I almost tipped the entire Sega booth over with my tumescence. Anyway, there’s a new video that goes some way toward giving you a clue as to why I’ve got such a bonk-on for the game. Yes, it’s mostly becauseBayonetta‘s hair-suit strips away as she performs more intense moves, but it’s also because those moves work fluidly and beautifully in the game itself....

June 25, 2025 · 1 min · 168 words · Daniel Stark

Beat your meat to Dead or Alive Paradise’s Kokoro

Tecmo, I love you. You’re marketing directly to the core audience that will be purchasing this game and you have no shame in doing so. For that, I salute you. This week’s babe is Kokoro. Her measurements are B35″ W22″ H34″ and she’s … um … her age is not available. No, seriouslylook. Her age isn’t even listed. Well if that’s not awkward enough to you, there’s a video of Kokoro and her breasts that are more jiggly than a plate of Jello getting knocked around in a bounce house after the break....

June 25, 2025 · 1 min · 93 words · Amy Lee

Best Buy launching official game magazine

GameStop hasGame Informer, and soon it shall be rivaled by Best Buy and its own gaming rag,@Gamer. Dubbed the “official games magazine of Best Buy”,@Gameris to be helmed by reputed writer Andy Eddy and published by Future US. @Gameris due to launch in the last week of June. So far, actual content and style has not been revealed, although I’m sure the combination of late news and sneaky exclusives that allow magazines to compete with the Internet shall appear in full force....

June 25, 2025 · 1 min · 165 words · Tyler Carter