Nothing is sacred: Hit Points and damage

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June 11, 2025 · 4 min · 783 words · Brent Orozco

Orcs Must Die! gets Penny Arcade-inspired bonus for PAX

Robot Entertainment’s sweet lookingOrcs Must Die!will be playable at PAX on both PC and Xbox 360, the developer has said today. Additionally, the first 200 people to roll up and play the game will get a printed version of theOrcs Must Die!prequelcomic book. Not a fan of lines, but all of this stuff sounds good, so sign me up.

June 11, 2025 · 1 min · 59 words · Christina Lopez

Pac-Man goes Waka Waka over his telephone

Waka waka waka waka! Remember that sound? That’s the sound of good ole PacMan chomping down on those dots, power pellets and ghosts. If you’ve ever wanted even more of a PacMan experience, then check outthis eBay Australia auctionof a vintage PacMan phone. Made in the 1980’s, this “PacPhone” sold on eBay for 119 Aussie bills (or $92 American), a small price to pay for Pac’s eternal glorification on your nighttable next to your bed....

June 11, 2025 · 1 min · 113 words · Scott Thompson

Pachter: Battlefield 3 doesn’t have a prayer against COD

WithCrysis 2on store shelves, Electronic Arts is free to focus onBattlefield 3as its next attempt to upset theCall of Dutyapple cart. However, Micheal “Power Bottom” Pachter isn’t about to let EA get its hopes up, already dismissing the game’s chances. “There is no prayer thatBattlefield 3will top the nextCall of Duty, silly question,” he stated, when asked. “EA is trying to gain share incrementally, and I’m sure that if it is a great game,Battlefield 3will sell 25 – 35% more copies than the last version....

June 11, 2025 · 1 min · 177 words · Riley Calhoun

PAX 10: Hands-on with Monaco

Andy Schatz and Chris Hecker were smart to get a booth at PAX Prime. So, so smart. Their respective games,MonacoandSpyParty, were a winning combination, and it absolutely showed in the faces of convention attendees. We’ve covered Chris’ game a few times before, but for whatever reason, never got around to posting about Andy’s; this makes me feel like a total jerk.Monacois a four-person co-op stealth title, presented in a top-down view not unlike most Rougelikes....

June 11, 2025 · 3 min · 548 words · Jerry Snyder

PAX 2008 tickets on sale now

Tickets for the Penny Arcade Expo havejust gone on sale. This year’s show takes place fromAugust 29th to August 31stand three-day pass tickets are going for $40 right now for the early birds. Last year’s PAXwas epic. It was one of the best events we at Destructoid went to mostly because of the people who showed up. Community members Lark, AngelsDontBurn, Charlie Suh, King3vbo, Toneman, Mole, Volcanon, Tehuberone, Phist, Mid3vol, Atheistium, Droobies, and even Puppet and NamelessTed were among the people that came out and made PAX amazing....

June 11, 2025 · 1 min · 114 words · Tracy Thomas

PAX 2009 pre-registration now open

Penny-Arcade just announced that pre-registration is now open for the sixth annualPenny Arcade Expo, taking place September 4 through the 6th this year. If you purchase your pass before September 3, the three day pass will run $50 or you may get a daily pass for $30. After September 3, the three day pass will cost $55 and day passes will cost $35. If you want to participate in the Omegathon this year, you will have to pre-register....

June 11, 2025 · 2 min · 257 words · Sarah Smith

Perfect MGS2 playthrough by ninja zombie cyborgs, Konami

If you have any curiousity as to how the real Solid Snake might do histhangin real life — as opposed to how someone like me might clumsily guide him through mishap after glorious mishap, slaying hundreds of guards and sounding several alarms along the way — you might want to check out the above video. In the Japan-only DVDMetal Works The Perfect(love that name), professional badasses team up with the minds at Konami to bring you a perfect playthrough of both the Tanker and Plant chapters on European Extreme that will blow your mind....

June 11, 2025 · 2 min · 224 words · Alexander Williams

Persona 2 PSP comes with an old-school music toggle

While fans of old-school RPGs rejoiced when Atlus’ enhanced port of the originalPersonagame hit the PlayStation Portable, a few of the more crotchety devotees complained about director/composer Shoji Meguro’s rearranged musical score. It was a minor complaint to be sure, but it seems Atlus has taken it to heart for their work on the upcoming port ofPersona 2: Innocent Sin, especially since they’ve declared that the port was being done for older fans of the series....

June 11, 2025 · 1 min · 112 words · Lisa Calderon MD

Portal 2 DLC will be free for PC, Mac, PS3 and Xbox 360

Valve has announced “DLC #1” forPortal 2and it’s going to be free for all the versions of the game! The new content will be outthis Summerand will include new test chambers, leaderboards, challenge mode for single and multiplayer and “more.” Got to say, really impressed that the DLC will be free. I mean, that’s to be expected for PC and Mac players. It’s the console side that I’m wowed with. Also note the title of this DLC has “#1” so we can expect more content down the line....

June 11, 2025 · 1 min · 115 words · Jennifer Garcia

Pre-order to get your Persona 2: Innocent Sin music CD

Upcoming PSP gamePersona 2: Innocent Sinwill come with a soundtrack CD packed with new tunes from series composer Shoji Meguro, but if you want a copy Atlus says that you’ll want to put in a pre-order for the game. The free mini-soundtrack CD featuring 10 tracks from the game’s musical score will be bundled along with the game in a special collector’s box. Atlus says that the supply is limited, so you’ll want to pre-order to claim one for yourself....

June 11, 2025 · 1 min · 170 words · Mercedes Hester

Protoss to get their own campaign in StarCraft II: WoL

It looks like the Protoss will be playable in the firstStarCraft IIrelease,StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty. In a recentofficial message board post, Blizzard’s Stefanie Gwinner revealed that the delectable aliens are to be featured as part of a “mini-campaign.” Save the slobber — not all of the units or upgrades are to be shown in this planned slice. “This part of the campaign mode is of course way shorter than the Terran part, Gwinner wrote,” but it is very fun to have a very different style to add even more variety to the game....

June 11, 2025 · 2 min · 221 words · Anne Thomas

PS3 version of Unreal Tournament 3 will support mouse and keyboard

Epic’s Mark Rein continues to provide a wealth of information. He said yesterday inEpic’s UT3 forumsthat the PlayStation 3 version of the game would support mouse and keyboard gameplay. I checked with Steve Polge and he said that YES we are supporting keyboard and mouse in Unreal Tournament 3 on PS3. He is confident we are doing it in a way that will be balanced without feeling “gimped” for either side....

June 11, 2025 · 1 min · 177 words · Veronica Roberts