Sega’s ignorance of Toejam & Earl explained

Sega has always been ridiculously keen to exploit and whore out every franchise that’s ever been popular, cramming them into remakes, re-releases and crossover games at the drop of a hat. However, one game Sega’s never tried to resuscitate isToejam & Earl. I always wondered why Sega won’t pay tribute to the game and its classic characters, but it’s recently been revealed that it’s not a case of paying tribute, but a case of payingcash....

July 31, 2025 · 2 min · 252 words · Teresa Harris

Smedley: Free-to-play is the future

There’s no denying that the free-to-play games has become increasingly more popular in the West. Not only do we have new f2p IPs popping up all over the place, established subscription games are going over to that model as well. While it’s been predominant for a long time in parts of Asia, it’s been a lot more controversial in the West. Fears of lack of balance or glorified demos have put some gamers off entirely....

July 31, 2025 · 3 min · 528 words · Travis Jones

Snoochie Boochies — Jay and Silent Bob Sidescroller?

Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that ‘s gonna make some huge bank.Jay: What buzz?Holden: The Internet buzz.Jay: What the f*ck is the Internet?Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used all over the world where people can come together to bitch about and share pornography with one another. Ah, Kevin Smith, how I love you so. In a totally heterosexual way, of course. Thus, it makes me extremely happy to finally be able to write about you on this here blog....

July 31, 2025 · 2 min · 382 words · Tyrone Key

Sonic Generations screens take to the highway

We’ve got a new bunch ofSonic Generationsscreens for you, both for the PS3/360 version and the 3DS version. On the home consoles, you can check out Speed Highway, whereas the 3DS version shows off Radical Highway. You know what to expect by now — gorgeous, brightly colored images, followed by tempered excitement and a nervous feeling that the game could still go horribly, terribly wrong.Sonic Generationsis out November 1, and I’m keeping those fingers crossed....

July 31, 2025 · 1 min · 75 words · Sara Stanton

Square Enix introduces Rewards Program, avatars and more

Square-Enix is determined to let gamers know that being a member pays (maybe mildly influenced by the excellentAtlus Spoils program?). To get the message across, they are introducing a new rewards program, which kicks off with Members points that come packed withValkyria Profile: The Covenant of the Plumeto start (and all Square games in the future). you may enter these in at theMembers websiteand they will accumulate to earn goodies throughout the year....

July 31, 2025 · 1 min · 133 words · April Hobbs

Street Fighter Alpha 2 hits PSN this Thursday

Street Fighter Alpha 2is coming to the Playstation Network on June 4, and now I have told you all the news that was relayed to us viaMarvel vs. Capcom‘s Twitter. No price yet, no screens, just a tweet, and as such very little to write about except the fact that it’s idiotic to announce games via Twitter. In fact it’s idiotic to announce anything via Twitter other than what you had for lunch and where you’re going to be partying....

July 31, 2025 · 2 min · 229 words · Joseph Duncan

Sucker Punch is working on a new PS3 game

Hot on the heels of theinFAMOUS 2release is news that its developer, Sucker Punch, is working on a new PS3 title. They’ve posted ajob listing on Gamasutralooking for a senior producer for this unnamed game. This full-time gig is going to be for a big game as they’re looking for five years experience, with at least one AAA title under the applicant’s belt as a senior producer. The only information this post gives is that the game will be on PS3....

July 31, 2025 · 1 min · 106 words · Andrew Turner

Sunday Sidequests – 1/14/07

It’s Sunday, everyone, and you know what that means! No mail, football games, and Sunday Sidequests! And somethin’ about Jesus, I’m sure! This week I have your regular dose of ball kicking badassery in a delicious, thick, frothy Flash-liquid, served in your favorite mug, chilled. I know, I’m the best bartender in the world. Just stop eating all the peanuts, leave me a sweet tip, and we’ll be cool, baby....

July 31, 2025 · 3 min · 481 words · Michael Wu

Take a survey, get a free Telltale game

Seeking some input on the next Sam & Max season, the fine folks at Telltale Games want to know about what kinds of games you’re playing and have set up a survey to ask exactly that. They’re not only fine, but they’re smart too. They know that this is the internet and we won’t do anything, even the most minor of efforts, without some sort of remuneration. To that end, they’re going to give away one free episode from any Telltale series for people who fill out the survey....

July 31, 2025 · 1 min · 137 words · Lisa Adams

Ten new games released this week

There are only ten new titles out this week, half of which I could not find videos for. Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. I’m sure you all are still hung over from the plethora of PS3, Wii and X360 titles that got us all drunk this past couple of weeks. Taking a sneak peak of the rest of the year, I see that we are in for a major drought....

July 31, 2025 · 1 min · 119 words · Kevin Higgins

TGS 2007: Florian Previews Duel Love… But Is It Gay Enough For A Yaoi Toy Boy?

As all of you know, I’m a huge fan of homoeroticism in gaming. No, really. I’m so supportive of gay gaming that I actually make a point of pronouncing “video games” as “videogaymes.” Also, much like Nick Chester, I am gay myself, and as further evidence will even allude cryptically to my Tokyo clubbing adventures in Homoshinjuku the other night with several PROMINENT and SHOCKING gaming luminaries who MAY or MAY NOT be Tommy Tallerico and Adam Sessler, neither of whom are the heterosexual date rapists they might so eerily resemble, but both of whom still should be avoided in empty men’s rooms....

July 31, 2025 · 7 min · 1319 words · William Lewis

TGS 2007: Rainy Woods trailer unearthed, Jim’s jaw drops

Ever sinceNick first announcedRainy Woods, I’ve been very interested in its prospects. With this new trailer, however, that interest has turned to a most morbid excitement. Looking like a twisted mash up betweenSilent Hill,Silence of the Lambs,Se7enandTwin Peaks, this could be one of the most twisted, spooky games of the new generation, and I do love twisted, spooky things.I really hope the main character’s sub-par voice acting is changed before this one hits shelves, because that’s the only problem I have with this gruesome, fascinating trailer....

July 31, 2025 · 2 min · 252 words · Gloria Price

TGS: Sonic 4 takes us to the Lost Labyrinth

What’s this? ASonic the Hedgehog 4trailer that isn’t Splash Hill Zone? Well bugger me gently with Biffo the Bear’s peperami! Yes, it’s a new trailer for Sega’s upcomingSonicrevival, and it features a different stage this time! This is the “controversial” Lost Labyrinth Zone, complete with the mine cart that caused so much trouble when the original footage was leaked. The mine cart is now just the end of one Act, and no longer takes up an entire level on its own....

July 31, 2025 · 1 min · 96 words · Karen Santana