The most embarassing DS game yet: Face Training

Early last month we told you about the upcoming Japanese Nintendo DS title calledOtona No Ds Kao Training(Face Training), that teaches users the art of ‘facening’. This exercise is intended for females, and is supposed to keep skin elasticised, healthy, and beautiful. The only catch is that users’ faces will look absolutely stupid while playing. Face Trainingcomes with a stand for hands-free gaming as well as camera that plugs into the Game Boy Advance slot of the DS....

May 28, 2025 · 1 min · 201 words · Bryan Wallace

The second episode of ‘The Tester’ hits PSN

Somehow the producers of fledgling SCEA reality-show,“The Tester,”have figured out a way to keep new episodes coming despitealready offing its star, the charmer turned bird expert “Barmy.” The second episode of the series is now downloadable via PSN. The soft-spokenGod of Warcreator, David Jaffe, will be this week’s guest judge for the series’ first “team challenge.” Sounds good, right? We’ll do a recap, but don’t expect it in the immediate — there are games to be played and this week’s sixteenth, and final, episode of “American Idol” hits later in the evening....

May 28, 2025 · 1 min · 100 words · Tonya Hernandez

This Crackdown-branded Zune HD is badass

Yesterday we found out that the Zune HD would be making the inevitable jumpinto portable gaming, and as if that wasn’t enough to tempt my gadget-whore side, this recently revealed Zune HD bearing theCrackdownlogo has really started to give me itchy spending fingers. TheCrackdownZune HD wasTweetedby John Noonan, one of theCrackdown 2developers who also co-hosts Microsoft’s Platform Biased podcast. It looks creally quite awesome and I would quite like to have it....

May 28, 2025 · 1 min · 106 words · Dustin Mcconnell

This is what Starhawk’s multiplayer looks like in action

Sony released this behind-the-scenes trailer showing the team behindStarhawkplaying some multiplayer. ThePlayStation Bloghas more details on what’s going on with multiplayer or you can readour hands-on preview thatDale North wrote up recently. You all looking forward toStarhawk?

May 28, 2025 · 1 min · 37 words · John Allen

This is what vandalism looks like at PAX

Go to any public bathroom stall, and you can expect to find the following examples of vandalism: None of these items were visible during my frequent visits to the filth-factories at PAX, but Ididstumble upon the above inscription, which apparently is the closest to hardcore vandalism that 60,000+ geeks get. Yes, it’s just “No More Heroes” scrawled on the wall, confident that you’ll “get” it. This is perhaps the only time graffiti’s been productive....

May 28, 2025 · 1 min · 74 words · Elizabeth Bright

This new Dementium II trailer is yucky

A brand newDementium IItrailer was released and it’s pretty damn gross. The whole time you’re looking at little screens sewed into someone’s body. That’s pretty messed up Southpeak and Renegade Kid. You guys are freaking sickos. Dementium IIwill be out on April 20 for the DS here in the US and is set to offer a pretty good thrill ride. Be sure to check outour previewas well asour video interviewto find out more about the upcoming survival horror title....

May 28, 2025 · 1 min · 79 words · Adam Wilson

Time for a VIDEOGAME drinking game: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly!

Considering all of the different types of drinking games there are, I’m surprised there’s not one centered around videogames. Sure, you’re able to create your own — like every time you hear “Welcome to the circus of values!” inBioShock, or every time someone teabags you inHalo 3. But there’s no official drinking game where the focus is on drinking, and not gaming. That’s why I decided to create my own. I call it: The Good, The Bad and the Ugly....

May 28, 2025 · 2 min · 417 words · James Castillo

Two new videos of Renegade Kid’s Moon

Last time we were treated to footage ofMoonfor the DS, it wasvia a web cam. Sure, it’s not the best way to show off a game, but at least we got to see it running. Now, we have two new videos showing off some action from the game.In this first video above,Major Kane is engaged with one of the bosses from the game. The boss is surrounded by a protective barrier that you can’t penetrate, but the boss can still shoot out at you....

May 28, 2025 · 3 min · 533 words · Susan Walker

Untapped Potential: Stop breaking my balls

[It’s time for anotherMonthly Musing— the monthly community blog theme that provides readers with a chance to get their articles and discussions printed on the frontpage. — CTZ] A lot of people have been complaining about Nintendo’s idea of giving games what is essentially an easy button. Decrying Nintendo as further abandoning their loyal fan-base in favor of the casual market, some people are straight up outraged. Personally, I don’t feel threatened at all by this fact....

May 28, 2025 · 7 min · 1279 words · Alexander Glenn

Urban Champion is the next 3DS ‘Classic’ game

Wow, Nintendo has really come out strong with a range of must-have 3D Classics, hasn’t it?Excitebike,Xevious, and now …Urban Champion! Literally the only three games we ever remember when we think of the NES. Nintendo, you’ve done it again! I was incredibly worried thatSuper Mario Bros. 3orLegend of Zeldawould get the 3D treatment, because those gamessuck. Hopefully we’re due some morerealclassics such asBart vs. The Space MutantsorDie Hard.I cannot wait....

May 28, 2025 · 1 min · 81 words · Melissa Gonzalez

Valve wonders if the Wii could handle Left 4 Dead gameplay

High Voltage’sThe Grinderhas effectively been labeled as “Left 4 Deadon the Wii,” focusing as it does on co-op undead shooting action. High Voltage definitely wants to bring that kind of game to the white waggle box, but when we asked theLeft 4 Deaddeveloper how it felt aboutThe Grinder, we were met with what can best be described as hopeful skepticism. “I’m very interested in social gaming.Left 4 Deadis social gaming,” explains writer Chet Faliszek....

May 28, 2025 · 2 min · 382 words · Alec Hunt

Vtoid: Cry me an engine, CryEngine 3

If you haven’t playedCrysis, you may know it as the game your friends talk about having been “far too graphic intensive,” and that they weren’t able to play it. Now, don’t get me wrong, it’s a beautiful game … if you could play it. That seems to be the general consensus, though. The series — developed by the award-winning Crytek — is going to take a better turn, however, withCrysis 2....

May 28, 2025 · 1 min · 162 words · Erin Williamson

Want that 250GB 360 HD? Sorry, not sold separately

ThatCall of Duty: Modern Warfare 2bundlethat got announced late last night looked pretty sweet, to be sure, but even if you aren’t into Call of Duty, you may have pricked up your ears at the mention of that 250GB HDD. What if you wanted it separately, though?Kotakuasked, but it seems like the answer was no: “This hard drive is not being sold separately,” said Larry Hryb, boss of Xbox Live....

May 28, 2025 · 1 min · 136 words · Ann Thompson