Fond memories with the Destructoid community at PAX Prime

I can easily say that PAX Prime 2010 was Destructoid’s best PAX yet. There were more games, events and more importantly, more community this year than ever before. Dtoiders from all over the US, Canada, Mexico, Europe, United Kingdom, Australia descended upon Seattle Washington to celebrate all things geeky and hang out with their fellow Dtoiders for an entire weekend. Like previous years, tons of pictures were taken and a number of blogs were written detailing their experience at PAX Prime 2010....

May 10, 2025 · 3 min · 462 words · Michael Pierce

Free stuff is awesome, but free World of Goo stuff is even more awesome

World of Goois kind of the best reason I have to pick up a Wii controller right now (at least, until my much-covetedFragilegets a North American release), and one of my favorite things about the game is its delightful music, which perfectly suits the whimsical gameplay. I would happily have forked over money to own the soundtrack, but thanks to 2D Boy, you can enjoy the game’s 49 minute soundtrack for absolutely nothing....

May 10, 2025 · 1 min · 92 words · Jonathan Brown DDS

Friday Night Fights: Cheapskates and XP whores, unite! edition

With the Variety Map Pack forCall of Duty 4now being soldat half priceand Xbox 360 owners getting yet another Double XP weekend (PS3 love coming next weekend), I think now is as good of time as any to jump back into the game. So, you’ve played Zombies and Michael Myers before? Excellent. But have you played those game types with a full room of Dtoiders? If the answer is no, then you owe it to yourself to show up for this week’s Friday Night Fights....

May 10, 2025 · 2 min · 283 words · Mario Mclean

Full Rock Band Network experience coming in early 2010

November? Not so much. That was whenRock Band Networkwas expected to arrive, bringing strange and exciting new music to theRock Banddownloadable content-lovin’ masses straight from the people confident in using Reaper. Asreported by Kotaku, Harmonix is hopeful the current closed beta status of RBN will switch to “open” before we hit next year. Of course, no specific dates were given yet. The actual storefront — the thing us paying customers will use to download these new tunes — is making it out of the testing grounds in “early 2010....

May 10, 2025 · 1 min · 160 words · Matthew Howell

Game SERIES Debate to the Death: Zelda VS Final Fantasy

Last week‘s debate turned out pretty close considering each series has opposing goals, but there was plenty of Dtoid Army support on both sides. Here’s are the racing results: I’ve been noticing in the comments lately that some of you are wondering why on Azeroth some of these debates are being chosen. There’s a simple answer and a complex one. The simple answer is not just that we’ve already covered many of your suggestions in previous debates over the past three years, but more importantly that the goal from day one has always been to step outside our comfort zones and tackle debates you wouldn’t find on any and every other forum on the net....

May 10, 2025 · 4 min · 808 words · Jay Higgins

GameFAQs poster burns down church, did it for the lulz

Proving that theGameFAQscommunity memberscan always get stupider, a teenage boy bragged on the gaming advice site’s message board about burning down a Pamyra church, adding that he was “LOLing” over the arson attack. Jediknight12345 posted on GamesFAQs’ Current Events board Wednesday night asking the rest of the community if they felt he should burn down a church and a school. Despite moderators removing the post, by Thursday the poster was already telling his fellow GameFAQs members that he’d gone ahead and done it....

May 10, 2025 · 2 min · 247 words · James Ewing

Gameloft rips off Split/Second for its Fast Five tie-in

Professional troll Gameloft is at it again, and this time they were ‘inspired’ bySplit/Secondfor their upcomingFast Five: The Movie: Official Game—Fast Fivebeing the fifthThe Fast and the Furiousmovie. The sad thing is that the trailer actually makes it look better, in terms of graphics, than theSplit/SecondiPhoneandiPadgames. Whether it’s actually better or worse in terms of gameplay is something we’ll have to wait and see though. If you intend to make a statement against the continuous rip-offs, you could just buy theSplit/SecondiOS games instead....

May 10, 2025 · 1 min · 124 words · David Mcdonald

Games that time forgot: Games that aren’t really games edition

This week we have a trio of games that aren’t actually games, in the strictest sense. No, these games serve as endurance trials, interactive pranks, or one long, drawn-out joke. Interested in seeing the medium of interactive art pushed to its breaking point? Hit the jump. Takeshi’s Ultimate Challenge What is it? According to the final screen of the game, Takeshi’s Ultimate Challenge (Famicom) is a game “made by a man who hates video games....

May 10, 2025 · 5 min · 990 words · Amy Pittman

GDC 2007: Robot shenanigans

Hooray pictures! Not everything here at the GDC is breaking news, but that doesn’t mean that there isn’t fun to be had. With industry parties every night, the mornings can be a little rough, and sometimes the free boxed lunches we get aren’t enough to cure a case of the cocktail flu. But hey, that’s the tough life we robots lead and we’re not complaining, we’re just happy to be here....

May 10, 2025 · 1 min · 92 words · Jennifer Jimenez

Gears of War patch adds knockout feature

While playingGears of Warwith a friend tonight, we discovered a new feature that’s been added sincethe patch: knockouts. Previously, if you were downed in versus, you could be revived as many times as needed. However, since the patch, they’ve added a new system where if you’re downed three times it’s game over — basically givingGearsan extra lives system. You now get three lives before you go to that big Cog factory in the sky....

May 10, 2025 · 1 min · 204 words · Nicole Jackson

GOG admits site closure was a hoax (and f*ck you too!)

Good Old Gameshas officially revealed that its site “closure” was just a big hoax to promote the launch of a new website. Having taken its site down since Sunday and blocking customers from accessing any games they might have just purchased, GOG has effectively said “f*ck you” to its users just for attention. For what it’s worth, the new GOG will still feature DRM-free games and no download client. It had not been bought out, and seems to still be its own boss, so no actual structural changes have been had....

May 10, 2025 · 1 min · 201 words · Andrea Pruitt

Grapple yourself some amazing items by preordering Bionic Commando

Okay, I don’t hear any Internetsqueeingyet. You must not be looking at the above picture hard enough. Do you not see the classicBionic Commandobox art front? Have you not noticed the 8-bit graphics that line the sides? Are you having trouble making out that it is A FREAKIN’BIONIC COMMANDOMETAL LUNCHBOX? What? Still not sold? Well, for the love of all that is retro, please clickhereto check out what’s on thebackof said lunchbox....

May 10, 2025 · 1 min · 163 words · Jo Jenkins

GTA IV gets worldwide release date … for sure this time (we hope)

Despite originally being slated for a 2007 release, Rockstar’s highly anticipatedGrand Theft Auto IVis nowofficially duefor a simultaneous PS3/Xbox 360 worldwide release date of April 29th, 2008. TheGrand Theft Autoseries is Rockstar’s jewel in the crown and the company is now dubbingGTAIVthe bar raiser of open world games. As far as the delays go,Rockstar has givensome of the responsibility to the PlayStation 3, citing technical “challenges” with Sony’s system as a contributing factor....

May 10, 2025 · 1 min · 144 words · Betty Jimenez