If you felt that your game library lacked the whiny melodrama that only PETA can provide, you’re able to fear no longer, forSuper Chick Sistershas you covered. The premise is an absolute winner — you play as one of two chicks, each a rip-off of either Mario or Luigi, on a quest to rescue Pamela Anderson from the evil clutches of Colonel Sanders. It’s up to you to bring KFC to justice and see to it that the corporation’s evil treatment of chickens, something on par with the world’s greatest genocides, is exposed to the masses.
The game is essentially a clone ofMario Bros.except with Colonel Sanders robospiders, a terrible faux-Mariotheme tune and lectures from picketing student layabouts about how chickens have their beaks cut off (something that sounds more hilarious than horrifying, I’m sorry). ForgetBioShock, onlySuper Chick Sisterscan satisfy your gaming urges.
[ViaJoystiq]
