I’ll try my best here, but honestly, words cannot accurately describe the weirdness ofMonsteca Corral: Monsters vs. Robots. For that, you’ll need towatch this video. Notice how there is a caterpillar meter, and upon filling it up, a giantcaterpillarAstromaggot starts flying around the world.

At least, that’s what I think was going on. The game itself looks rough around the edges — especially in comparison to the awesome, straight-out-of-the-’90s art (attached below) — but I can see myself being too distracted by what’s happening on the screen to care about visual fidelity.

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Oh, right! The release date!Monsteca Corralhits WiiWare next Monday, August 16 (and August 20 in Europe) for 500 Wii Points.

John and Molly sitting on the park bench

Close up shot of Marissa Marcel starring in Ambrosio

Kukrushka sitting in a meadow

Lightkeeper pointing his firearm overlapped against the lighthouse background

Overseer looking over the balcony in opening cutscene of Funeralopolis

Edited image of Super Imposter looking through window in No I’m not a Human demo cutscene with thin man and FEMA inside the house

Indie game collage of Blue Prince, KARMA, and The Midnight Walk

Close up shot of Jackie in the Box

Silhouette of a man getting shot as Mick Carter stands behind cover