PlayStation Move isn’t even out yet, but when has that ever stopped third party peripheral makers from crafting a range of crap, overpriced, inherently useless accessories to go along with whatever gimmicky controller hits the market? Enter CTA Digital, and Ultimate Boxing Gloves.

These ludicrous gloves, which you could make at home for about three bucks, have Velcro on them. You wrap a furry ring around Move’s thick black shaft, then take a firm grip of it with your hairy palm, safe in the knowledge that you can yank it as hard as you like and it’ll never come off in your hand.

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A slightly more useful and less innuendo-friendly device is the Move charge port. Simple jam your vibrating wand into the tight socket and watch the tip light up. you’re able to get a Dual Port version, a Triple Port version and a Quadruple Port version for those who like to do it in groups.

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