This week’s episode wassupposedto be about news stories, but it mutated into something much less informative and (I hope) infinitely more entertaining. There’s still a lot of news in there, of course, but it’s interspersed with weirdly personal moments like

Aaron’sserious hatred for people who get angry at reviews (Anger!)

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Tiff’sanimatronic-filled nightmares (Suspense!)

Anthony’stales of a drunken, elastic-faced Linde (Terror!)

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

and

Jim’sintentions with a certain First Lady of Donkey Kong (Sperm!)

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

This week,Sky-Facewon the 25 bucks: just post your email in the comments and I’ll contact you about the lunch money.

[The intro/outro music is Skatesteak by Sebastien Tellier, Mr. Oizo, and SebastiAn.]

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art

yordles animation still image