Every week, Anthony Burch monologues about a topic of his choosing in a video Rev Rant.

As is typically the case, I screwed up some aspect of the exporting and this week’s rant is in the wrong aspect ratio. Doesn’t really matter, though: the whining transcends video format.

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

This week’s rant is about Metroidvanias, and why I am effectively incapable of enjoying them. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that Metroidvaniassuck, but I imply it pretty heavily in the following video.

Anyway, hit the jump and prepare to get mildly irritated if you ever enjoyedSymphony of the Night.

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab7wMOu4uUA&feature=PlayList&p=4E6C21F22CD1D1C6&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdJx1luk11I

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIoTuzKx3w4&feature=PlayList&p=D28E8507A775366F&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=7

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art

yordles animation still image