Xbox 360 Fanboyis reporting that they’ve obtained insider information that reveals details on one of Rare’s new Xbox 360 titles. Surprisingly, not only is the game an Xbox Live Arcade title, but it will use that Vision camera we’ve been using to flip off unsuspectingUnoplayers.

CalledThe Fast & The Furriest, the title is an Arcade party sports game, with events like the 100 meter dash, the bungee run, hurdles, and something called “tip-tup” curling (which seems to be a reference toDiddy Kong Racing‘s turtle character, Tiptup). Rare is also said to have plans to expand on the game with Xbox LIVE Marketplace content that offers up new events, like bowling, croquet, volleyball, fishing, and more.

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The Xbox LIVE Vision camera is said to be used to scan players’ faces, which can then be mapped onto mascot suits that resemble Rare IPs, like Conker and Banjo. Additionally, you’d also get to see your mug on all manner of in-game assets, including scoreboards. Sounds great.

This idea is so off-the-wall and ridiculous sounding that, quite frankly, it’s hard to swallow. Stranger things have happened, and I suppose this game sounds a lot better than a newKiller Instinct. Actually, no it doesn’t … it doesn’t sound better at all.

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