The first of theSerious Samindies,Serious Sam Double Dfrom Mommy’s Best Games, will release on PC later this month. you’re able to download it on Steam and other such places starting Tuesday, August 30 for $7.99.

The main point that’s been emphasized time and time again is the gun-stacking mechanic. DesignerNathan Fouts says there are80,640 various gun combinations — and a number like thathasto be legit. But don’t take it from me, give this video a moment of your day instead.

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“For fuck’s sake, what moron in marketing wrote this press release,” asked Fork Parker, chief financial officer at Devolver Digital, publisher ofSerious Sam 3: BFEand the Serious Sam Indie Series. “Just tell them it has a fuck-ton of guns and some big fat titties running around trying to blow you up. Gamers love explosive violence and a nice pair of floppy tits in their face.”

Between this press release and the silly commercials, I think I’m in love.

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