You guys know I can’t standtacky gamer fashion. There’s just too many people out there with silkscreening machines and terrible senses of humor. Split Reason, on the other hand, seem to have both style and comedy down to a science (and I’m not saying that just because they made some of our tees!).

Their newest assortment includes some hilarious must haves, my favorites beingSlot Machineand theHead Stomp Beanie, but there is also something that a lot of gamers are going to be majorly thrilled to see: new Zero Punctuation tees! I’d go forPants On Head Retarded, but since I look like a cancer patient in yellow, I think I may go with thebasic logo tee. There’s a lot worse ways you could fritter away $20.

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