You guys are not gonna likethis. That’s ok though, because I like it a lot, and since I write for Destructoid I get to put things I like on the front page for thousands of people to see. Ha!

So the story here is: Brian Lam at Gizmodo got an insaneHalo 3swag bagfrom Microsoft which he unpacked on film for site readers to see. Apparently his method of unpacking the bag frazzledHalofans so badly that one of them actually made adeath threatto Brian in the comments. A death threat! OverHaloswag! I’m surprised I’ve been able to resist fits of hysterics in the fetal position long enough to write this article.

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In response to this rabid feedback, Brian has made a follow up video in which he repacks the bag and talks a bit more to the people watching. It’s hilarious, but I’m repeating the warning so I don’t get death threats myself: the video contains aMAJOR SPOILERand pleaseDO NOT WATCH ITif you are trying to preserve the surprise ofHalo 3’sending. If you’ve already finished it or looked it up on YouTube, enjoy (or not.)

[Mad love to Adam Dork for this one]

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