You play PC games, you say? curls moustache thoughtfully I remember the days of PC gaming, my boy….when I was growing up, we played a fine device called the Commodore. It was amazing, you see…we typed things, and the device typed back to us, just like a real person! By golly, it was the finest thing I had ever seen….although now that I play Xbox LIVE, I can hardly imagine that PCs even exist anymore. You see, I like to get onCall Of Duty 4and blast some scoundrels to bits.

So theSteam people from the inter-nets, you say that they are having a sale on the games? I suppose if I could fire up the old Commodore I could … oh. So the Commodore isn’t “compatible?” I don’t think I understand you, son. This is all very confusing. What is aBioShock? Oh…that sounds nice. I think I might have a gander. You may have to help me with the dowdloading, as I don’t think I have the foggiest idea what you mean by that word. Down-load-ing? Well, alright. Let me get my pipe.

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[ViaGamasutra— thanks Justin]

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