“Winning Iron Fist means we win the world.”

[fake mustache falls off]

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I can’t wait to see this. You have to get where I’m coming from first to understand. Know that I watched theDead or Alivemovie about 20 times. Maybe more. It was so impossibly bad that it ended up being more entertaining than any game adaption that tried to be “good.”

This first official trailer for the Tekken movie hops around too much for me to know if it has that sameso bad it’s goodmagic, but I already feel pretty good about this one. You don’t quite cringe at the dialogue in this trailer, but you at least begin to duck your head. That’s a good sign for me. For those of you that insist that every movie be “good,” know that you’re f*cked.

Superman, Elio, and Glordon all looking up

Three characters walking through red water with a massive dinosaur looming over them in jurassic world rebirth next to a boy riding a black dragon in how to train your dragon

Steve, Garrett, and Henry standing on a bridge in front of a Woodland Mansion in A Minecraft Movie.

Five A Minecraft Movie characters standing in a blocky Minecraft forest with a dog.

A Minecraft Movie cast standing together in Minecraft

The Fantastic Four standing in front of a large blue four in Marvel’s The Fantastic Four: First Steps film.

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel