Text adventures are not dead, my friends. Thanks to Malinche Entertainment, you may still engage in what they call “interactive fiction” whenever you like at theMalinche Entertainmentwebsite. All you’ll need is a DS and a copy ofGames N’ Music for DS, which allows you to move music from your PC to any DS compatible cartridge (not that I am suggesting you obtain an R4, Ladies and Gentlepeeps, because I would never do that!) Even better, the site allows you to test drive the titles before buying, so you can be really sure that you’re getting what you want. May I haveLeather Goddess of Phobos, please?

[ViaWired– Thank you, O glorious donut]

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