If you know anything about Japan’s gaming culture, you may already know that giant billboards advertising upcoming releases are commonplace to them, but considering that the first time I saw aFinal Fantasyad on the side of a building was during this year’s E3, they’re still kind of a novelty to me.

As we walked around the streets of Shinjuku this morning, I made a point of taking photos of all the game ads I saw (even as the natives stared at me and wondered why I was doing so). There were a few really notable ones, but my favorite by far was the tall skinny Bayonetta ad you see in the gallery. Talk about ass for days!

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I’ll have more of these photos to bring you soon enough, but I thought you might like to see a few for now. Also, Dale’s about to take out his junk and start humping that poster of Lightning fromFinal Fantasy XIII.Can’t say I entirely blame him — she does look like she could kick a whole lot of ass and somehow still manage to look cool, calm and collected.

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