Tomorrow is April Fools day, which means the entire internet WILL BE LYING TO YOUR FACE. ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE DISAPPOINTMENTS!?
Destructoid Originals:Dishwasher: Vampire Smile plush is adorbsExclusive: Video of Dungeon Siege III’s Lucas MontbarronGood riddance: 10 games we’re happy were canceledLive show: Mash Tactics plays Crysis 2, win a 3DS contestThe Memory Card .84: A royal assistNew Dtoid Shirts! Featuring Squidbear!Dtoid server maintenance scheduled tonightLive Show: Watch that dopey Majin on Backlog now
April Fools:Runes of Magic getting a Destructoid facelift
Previews:Preview: Might & Magic: Clash of Heroes HD
News:Beenox-developed Spider-Man: Edge of Time announcedMega Man Universe canceledFrog Minutes now in App Store, is totally addictivePlayStation Plus hookup! Free Sonic 2, discountsBloodRayne 2D side-scroller coming to PSN/XBLAArmA 2 creators want you to get to da choppahJapan: 3DS and PSP tied up in sales chartsPetition asks Walmart not to sell ‘sexist’ Duke NukemFinal Fantasy XIII: Female characters’ looks come secondChahi: Digital distribution brought creativity backSun says 3DS making hundreds dizzy, Nintendo disagreesKingdom Hearts Sephiroth confirmed for Dissidia 012 DLCXenoblade coming to Europe as Xenoblade ChroniclesHarmonix starts ‘Healing Pack’ auctions to help JapanSuda51 wants to make No More Heroes 3Walmart exclusives in SOCOM 4, Michael Jackson: TESOE restructuring, layoffs coming, The Agency canceledDoW II: Retribution Dark Angels multiplayer DLC announcedGenesis game Monster World IV coming to PSN, XBLAPokemon site offering free Eevee evolutionSword and Sworcery LP coming next weekRocksteady: 80% of Arkham City takes place on the streetsTake a look at this intriguing BioShock 2 concept artPlay for Japan: The Album, headed up by Akira YamaokaTons of good games on sale on Xbox Live now‘Visit’ theme parks with your 3DSGameStop buys Spawn Labs, will acquire Impulse
Offbeat:
Media:Saints Row: The Third trailer makes its debutL.A. Noire ‘Slip of the Tongue’ pre-order DLC gets videoMagicka: Vietnam dated for April 12, pricedSee Halfbrick’s Age of Zombies running on Xperia Play1000 Heroz sure does look goofy
