On this joyous day of March 16, Destructoid has turned five-years-old. Plus it’s Niero’s birthday! Go send him some love ifyou haven’t already! Our gift to you this year is the reveal of how Mr. Destructoid is a playable character AND level inRetro City Rampage.Oh joy!

Destructoid Originals:Happy birthday! Destructoid turns fiveDance Central character sketchbook: Oblio and DareInterstellar Marines: The future of tactical space FPSExclusive: Destructoid is all up in Retro City RampagePico goes bananas over Super Monkey Ball 3DTalking Child of Eden with Keith ApicaryLive show: Mash Tactics plays Yakuza 4Demand to have a fart in a jar added to Saints Row 3Eric Stoll of High Voltage Software reveals Conduit 3DS

Destiny 2 Solstice 2025 armor

Contests:Contest: Win some awesome Razer PC gear!

Previews:Riddler revealed as key baddie in Batman: Arkham City

News:THQ stock falls following mixed Homefront reviewsDeadstorm Pirates half price on European PSNBioWare man caught reviewing Dragon Age 2Mattel files trademark for Stretch Armstrong gameUbisoft ‘pirates’ own music for Assassin’s Creed OST?Free App of the Day: Necromancer RisingAmazon and Walmart have Homefront PS3/360 for $42Suck on this Shadows of the Damned box artCrysis 2 score gets strong, Hans Zimmer to contributeXBLA, PSN next for Just Cause developer AvalancheRocket Slime making it to 3DS in JapanBethesda: You’re lying if you say graphics don’t matter

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Offbeat:

Media:Dynasty Warriors 7 intro movie is stupid awesomeOverkill much? More Battlefield 3 footageFEAR 3 trailer pokes a finger in your head’s bullet woundSteam now taking pre-orders for Dino D-Day

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Battlefield 6 aiming RPG at a helicopter

BO7 key art