I would gladly eat anything called Biohazard if it was handed to me. I don’t care if it makes my skin get all itchy and causes me to have an appetite for brains.
Resident Evil 5is still scary, Chad thugs out with the new50 Centgame, there is now aPortalbar, even more holiday cards are sent to us, and plenty more happened on 12/22/08.
Monday Regulars:Wii Shop releases:Tiki Towers, Fun! Fun! Minigolf, Phantasy Star IVPodtoid’s special, completely holiday-unrelated episode records tonightNew releases this week: Nothing goodScraps: The hammer is my penisMonday Mind Teasers: Bermuda Triangle
Originals:Resident Evil 5: Still scary for a nine-year-old
Reviews:TotemDr. Awesome, Microsurgeon M.D.(iPhone)
Previews:50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
News:Champions Onlinedropped by Take-TwoDownloadable fireplace is available because of XNA, thanks MicrosoftGizmondo 2 pushed back to 2009, only delaying the inevitableVoice chat is returning to Sony’sHometodayCrystal Chroniclesgets its own limited edition DSiNew podcasts coming toMGS 4in January, everyone act excitedNovember NPD: Santa is bringing games for ChristmasTomb Raider: Underworldgets free clothes while slow news day remains slowRE5producer does not think that PS3 development is ‘too tough’It’s been a good year for Xbox LIVE ArcadeXbox 360 = Tupperware parties?Sony nabs some exclusiveSmackDowncostumes, downloadable characters announcedBraidPC pegged for early 2009
Offbeat:Labeling food as ‘Biohazard’ might not be the best promotional ideaEnjoy a little holiday spirit with 8-Bit JesusThe drink is a lie:Portal, the bar!
Galleries:New screens forBatman: Arkham Asylumare darkPhone cam pics of a new prototype GameStop storeBlurry newChronicles of Riddick: Dark Athenascreens mean they’re action packedMacintosh version ofCity of Heroescoming this JanuaryBlack & White 2Macintosh port to be released January 6Holiday cards: High Voltage sends a wee Mr. Ford fromThe Conduit2K knows just how to ring my bell this Christmas season
Videos:Late Night Lulz: TheMega Man 2andTetristheme songs get lyricsChronicles of Inotiatrailer has a spikey-haired gent slashing thingsCommander: Mysteriousviral video points to upcoming Wii titleCheck out the ways you can design yourSimsbefore making them miserable
