WithCall of Duty Eliteand EA’s Origin service both kickstarting this year, the number of online accounts that the videogame industry expects me to possess is reaching ludicrous levels. This week’sJimquisitionis a bit of a vent against the outrageous amount of accounts and subscriptions that companies think we want. Or at leastwantus to want.

Seriously, just looking at the list of accounts I already have makes me fume, especially considering how many I needed last generation (spoiler: none).

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