This morning a Dtoid reader pointed out to us that while resplendent with amazing features, the site was missing an essential display of artistic ability — the game related limerick. Here was his offering:

I’ll tell you the story of shop-owner Nick,Whose hardware department was very big.During all penetrationsHe called girls his “PlayStations”Before putting inside them his Memorable Stick.

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Well…..I get the gist. After all, the key to a good limerick is that is makes you laugh, right? It seemed to me that while game related limericks were good, it was even more in the spirit of things to involve our staff. Here is my contribution, to get us started:

Destiny 2 Solstice 2025 armor

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Battlefield 6 aiming RPG at a helicopter