I was going to come up with a funny excuse to whyNick Chestercould not do the Virtual Console release post this week (building a dolphin orphanage made the top of the short list), but there is no time to regale you with fictional tales when there is angrypainting vengeanceto unleash on the poor mortals of Nintendo of America.

After three weeks in a row of giving us only two games a week (as opposed to the usual, comforting three), Nintendo decides to pull yet another fast one and release onlyoneVirtual Console game in America this morning. Luckily the game is totally rad, so all is good … for now.

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Shredding onto the download service live at9:00 a.m. PSTis classic Nintendo 64 game1080° Snowboarding(N64, 1-2 players, 1,000 Wii Points). I love this game very much, but, for the record, am not the biggest fan of (non-virtual) snowboarders. I am a skier and, yes, I am slow. But please, for the love of all that is holy, stop yelling at me every year on the slopes. I amtryingto get the [insert expletive] out of your way. Jeez!

What do you think of this week’s lone offering? Worth the download? (Shameless plug: Check next week’sRetroforceGO!for my full review of the game.)

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Hit the jump for the most exciting press release you will ever read.

Traverse the half-pipe from the comfort of your living room. With this classic

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game, it’s Winter Break all the time. Freestyle through white powder, and

school your best pal with your new trick! Did you get air?

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This new classic game goes live at9 a.m.Pacific time. Nintendo adds new

games to the Wii Shop Channel every Monday. Wii™ owners with a high-speed

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Internet connection can redeem Wii Points™ to download the games. Wii Points

can be purchased in the Wii Shop Channel or at retail outlets. This week’s new

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game is:

1080°® SNOWBOARDING(N64®, 1-2 players, Rated E for Everyone, 1,000 Wii

Points): Hit the slopes for some serious shredding in one of the first truly

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realistic snowboarding games ever created! Start in the lodge and select from

five characters, each with his/her own particular attributes and special

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tricks. Then take a look at the wide assortment of available boards and choose

one that best suits your rider and style. Once you’ve got the gear, six

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different modes of play, including Match Race, Trick Attack, and 2-Player

Versus, await. Pick a course and get ready to experience a sensation of speed

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that’ll make you forget all about the cold—but it might just send a shiver

down your spine. Throw in hidden characters and boards, varying weather and

snow conditions, multiple paths through each course, and a variety of tricks

to master—topped off with rock-solid play control—and you’ve got a recipe

for winter fun that you can enjoy any time of the year. It’s all the fun and

excitement of the sport, without the bruises and frostbite!

The list of downloadable games is updated weekly on Nintendo’s Online Press