Let me tell you, it takes quite a while to read343 haikus. But I did that this morning, and it was a total riot. Choosing only two winners out of all that was ridiculously difficult, and I had to end up making a separate document with all the ones I liked best and narrowing it down. In the end though, my heart was truly captured (meaning I laughed my ass off) after these two fine compositions:

Games have taught me lotsGrand Theft Auto made me startF*ck first, then kill hoes.

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And also:

Starcraft II dev hereWill add LAN support in gameFor free Threadless shirt

The two users that composed these wereElectroLemonandIUseValtrax. Congrats, guys! We’ll be emailing you soon for sizes and mailing addresses. In the meantime, if you’re still in a shirt winning mood, there’s a new contest going up today for five of those spiffyResident Evil: The Darkside Chroniclesshirts. Go try your hand at winning one!

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