It is the first day of 2009 and it is already the best yearever.
For those of you who do not listen toRetroforceGO!(for shame!), I have a running joke about how I love to punch old ladies in the face. Now, I don’tactuallylike to punch old people in the face, but something about the image of that horrible (albeit hilarious) act makes me laugh. A lot.
Dtoid user (and my new hero)Dead Movie Startook this silly concept and decided to make a videogame out of it calledChad Punches Old Ladies. I’m not kidding. He created a digital version of me (usingRiver City Ransom-style graphics) that walks around punching old women in walkers. It is the greatest thing that has ever been created. Clickhereto experience the epic masterpiece — my early pick for Game of the Year 2009.
Now, don’t think this is any simple, mindless videogame. No, no, no. Dead Movie Star even added glorious 8-bit cutscenes (with plenty of highly humorous inside jokes) and a second level that you just have to see to believe.
I am absolutely honored that you would do something like this, Dead Movie Star. Even taking out the fact that it’s me starring in a game where I get to punch old ladies, this is actually quite the accomplished little piece of art. You are quite a talent, my good man.
And if you are wondering, yes, I am naming my first child Dead Movie Star Concelmo.
