This may be the greatest story of all time. Movie abortionist and glorified pornographer,Uwe Boll, is set to direct a movie based off first person shooterFar Cry.Because he simply can’t get D-grade actors to do their jobsbadlyenough, the good Mr. Boll has taken to selling a film role on Ebay, presumabely so that he can finally find himself the worst actor of all time – one so inconceivably atrocious, he has to purchase his own job.
But do you want to know what’s really funny? Nobody has the lack of self esteem required to actually bid on the role. That’s right, the simpleton who should’ve been smothered at birth currently has a grand total of zero bids, and it doesn’t look like things are hotting up any time soon. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that, oh, I don’t know, he started by selling it for the European equivalent of $3,360 and the ‘winner’ is expected to pay all hotel and travel expenses? Thatmightbe the problem, Uwe, alongside the fact that they’d also have to spend five days withyou.
If you may’t PAY people to star in your films, it’s probably not a good idea to try and CHARGE them. Anybody interested can gohereand bid, or just laugh as the auction unfolds to the stony sound of silence.
[ViaKotaku]
