Uwe, Uwe, Uwe. Wouldn’t your money be better spent making another one of your highly entertaining movies?

Developer Running with Scissors says that Boll has paid to appear in the upcoming game Postal 3, coming out for the Xbox 360, PS3, and PC, hopefully some time this year.

Second Toronto After Dark Film Festival, October 2…

“Uwe Boll paid us to put him in the game,” Vince Desi, RWS boss,told Eurogamer. “We agreed when he licensed the movie rights.”

Boll will be playing himself in the game, and it sounds like we’ll be able to go Postal on him in it: “Uwe will be presented as himself and of course you can have fun with him, it’s Postal!” said Desi.

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

I’m not coming down on Boll for paying to get into a videogame. Hell, I’d pay to get my face in a game. But this one is a little too close to home, and he knows he’ll end up being a target of some kind. It’s his money, I guess.

Speaking of silly, check out theRunning with Scissorswebpage.They clearly don’t know their Asians from one another[facepalm], but they do have babe galleries and interview sessions.

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art