Here it is. The most comprehensive video yet of the latest iteration of the most technical, hardcorethree-deefighting game available.So why am I unimpressed?Sure, it looks pretty. Sure, I’m pleased that they aren’t trying to impress me with digitized “bewbies”. Sure, I’m even kinda captivated by Kage’s half mask. In the end though, this looksincrediblysimilar to a high-definition upgrade for the last-generationVirtua Fighter 4. I see nothing that wasn’t in place in the last sequel and save a couple shinier textures and more detailed backgrounds, if you told me this wasVirtua Fighter 4, I probably wouldn’t assault you in a murderous rage.Sega, we realize you’ve gone totally insane. You gavea hedgehog a gunand you somehow startedscrewing up theMonkey Ballseries. How you may ruin a series whose premise (monkeys + balls = awesome) almost guarantees success is beyond me, but let’s hope that the syphilis hasn’t spread to theVirtua Fighterwing of Sega HQ.[Big ups to Detry for tossing this celluloid abortion my way]
Here it is. The most comprehensive video yet of the latest iteration of the most technical, hardcorethree-deefighting game available.
So why am I unimpressed?
Sure, it looks pretty. Sure, I’m pleased that they aren’t trying to impress me with digitized “bewbies”. Sure, I’m even kinda captivated by Kage’s half mask. In the end though, this looksincrediblysimilar to a high-definition upgrade for the last-generationVirtua Fighter 4. I see nothing that wasn’t in place in the last sequel and save a couple shinier textures and more detailed backgrounds, if you told me this wasVirtua Fighter 4, I probably wouldn’t assault you in a murderous rage.
Sega, we realize you’ve gone totally insane. You gavea hedgehog a gunand you somehow startedscrewing up theMonkey Ballseries. How you can ruin a series whose premise (monkeys + balls = awesome) almost guarantees success is beyond me, but let’s hope that the syphilis hasn’t spread to theVirtua Fighterwing of Sega HQ.
[Big ups to Detry for tossing this celluloid abortion my way]
