Ugh. Yesterday we took issue with oneoverpriced gaming fashion accessory, but its high price and ugly looks seem sensible when compared to these horrific GameBoy boots.

The creator of these stupid boots needs to get kicked in the ass by someone wearing them. Preferably the Pikachu pair.Polygamialinked us to these abominations that actually contain GameBoy Color game systems in them. Wearers can pop out the fully functioning system and play their favorite GameBoy Color game.

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Syberpunksays that these boots “are highly popular with teens all over Japan.” Somehow I doubt that. I doubt they’re popular with anybody. Besides, aren’t non-backlight systems before Fall a fashion no-no?

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