Are you tired of sitting on things not shaped like coffins in your virtual home in Home? It’s just a pain, isn’t it? But who wants to go out and buy a virtual something shaped like a coffin? There’s the awkward looks from the virtual store clerk, the other virtual customers whispering behind your back and the ever present virtual God judging you constantly. No, it’s much better to get something like a couch shaped like a coffin for free by watchingMindfreakon Aug. 6 in Home.

That isactually happening, in case my theoretical wording threw you for a second. If you’re out of the magic televison show loop,Mindfreakstars Criss Angel, who is pretty much a major tool, doing illusions on unsuspecting people. If you can sit through the episode without wanting to hurt the nearest person dressed like a douchebag rockstar then you’ll be able to get the coffin couch that is pictured above. Worth it? Absolutley not.

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