Where do I even begin to describe the worst (arguably the worst; hit the jump for the ChineseStreet Fighterwhere the fighters are future cops and the travel back in time)Street Fighterlive action video ever? Do I start off by talking about the nearly 4 minute opening credit sequence? Do I need to even mention the horrible “special effects” and horrible costumes and make up? How about the random fifteen seconds of the only scene with Chun Li where she’s just crying? Don’t even get me staaarrted on how the good guys are bad guys now and the bad guys are good guys. Thank youKotakufor making me vomit a little.Weekend Destructainment is a little different this week. Thanks partly to Dick McVengeance. This message goes out to him:How dare you think you may makeWeekend Destructainmentinto someWeekend Japanatainment. When you sent in that “tip” of all of those Street Fighter videos at some weirdo Japanese site and suggested I should make some kind of themed Destructainment, I was insulted. I know exactly what you meant. You were insulting me for not having specific themes like how God Len always does it on Japanator. Listen dick, don’t ever tell me how to run my show.I’mMr. Nerdcore! I got the most popular story on the site ever. IT DOES BETTER TRAFFIC THAN JAPANATOR DOES ON A DAILY BASIS!Actually, I think I might be pointing the finger at the wrong guy. DMV wouldn’t turn his back on Destructoid like this. This is God Lens evil plan. He’s always biting my style since he started on Japanator. He’s probably still hurt when I made fun ofOne Piece. Well the jokes on you, you pirate hooker! I’m going to make this weeks ‘tainment a themed one and it’s going to blow your Japanatainments out of the water.B*h.A singer dressed up like Chun Li. This is actually good once you realize that the main beat of the song is from Chun Li’s stage. The random Chun Li sound effects are a nice touch too. Spotted onOmomani.It’s the fight scene between Guile and Bison from the live actionStreet Fightermovie. That’s funny enough on its own, but this also has some weird Mexican techno music dubbed over it. Meng.Everything becomes 9,000 times funnier when you dub overStreet Fightersound effects and music! I have no idea where to even start to look for the original, but the video is basically about a kid trying to cross over a stream on a branch. Thankfully, another kid wants to be a dick and grabs the branch and starts fking with the other kid. The results are golden.Mega Super Street Fighter 7. Another live actionStreet Fighterfight … wow, this is really well done. The editing is great.The best scene from theStreet FighterAnimated Movie. Vega Vs Chun Li.Scorpion & Sub-Zero Vs Ryu & Ken. Done with action figures! MUGEN, eat your heart out.The entire first episode of theStreet Fighteranimated TV show. Eh, why not?You all thought the AmericanStreet Fightermovie was bad? Well check out this synopsis for the Hong Kong version:Future Cops.Street Fightercharacters living in 2050, working as “future cops”, have to go back to 1993 and go undercover at a school to protect a student – who is of importance in the future. However, otherStreet Fightercharacters also go back with the intent to kill this student.The first couple of minutes of the Hong KongStreet Fighter.
Where do I even begin to describe the worst (arguably the worst; hit the jump for the ChineseStreet Fighterwhere the fighters are future cops and the travel back in time)Street Fighterlive action video ever? Do I start off by talking about the nearly 4 minute opening credit sequence? Do I need to even mention the horrible “special effects” and horrible costumes and make up? How about the random fifteen seconds of the only scene with Chun Li where she’s just crying? Don’t even get me staaarrted on how the good guys are bad guys now and the bad guys are good guys. Thank youKotakufor making me vomit a little.
Weekend Destructainment is a little different this week. Thanks partly to Dick McVengeance. This message goes out to him:
How dare you think you can makeWeekend Destructainmentinto someWeekend Japanatainment. When you sent in that “tip” of all of those Street Fighter videos at some weirdo Japanese site and suggested I should make some kind of themed Destructainment, I was insulted. I know exactly what you meant. You were insulting me for not having specific themes like how God Len always does it on Japanator. Listen dick, don’t ever tell me how to run my show.
I’mMr. Nerdcore! I got the most popular story on the site ever. IT DOES BETTER TRAFFIC THAN JAPANATOR DOES ON A DAILY BASIS!
Actually, I think I might be pointing the finger at the wrong guy. DMV wouldn’t turn his back on Destructoid like this. This is God Lens evil plan. He’s always biting my style since he started on Japanator. He’s probably still hurt when I made fun ofOne Piece. Well the jokes on you, you pirate hooker! I’m going to make this weeks ‘tainment a themed one and it’s going to blow your Japanatainments out of the water.
B***h.
A singer dressed up like Chun Li. This is actually good once you realize that the main beat of the song is from Chun Li’s stage. The random Chun Li sound effects are a nice touch too. Spotted onOmomani.
