If Team Ninja were responsible for the upcoming Xbox LIVE Arcade titleDouble D Dodgeball, it would have featured exquisitely animated females bouncing around and tossing balls at each other. For most of you, we would have been talking “insta-sale.”

Instead, what you’ll be getting later this year is a Yukes-developed competitive dodgeball titled featuring neon aliens and squid creatures. Yeah, I’m disappointed, too. The title will feature a variety of characters, each with unique attributes and shot types. The game supports 8-players multiplayer matches via Xbox LIVE, so you and seven of your friends can bitch about the game’s failure to deliver on the promise of “double d.”

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Like most newly announced Xbox LIVE arcade games,Double D Dodgeballhas no release date. Or breasts.

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