I like zombie slayers and Ilovebikinis, which is why I am frustrated that I never got to playOnechanbara. I think the fact that I’ve neverseena copy in my life is a worthwhile excuse, since it is yet to ever grace these British Isles as far as I know. That said, I want to play it. Any game with a bikini-clad cowgirl zombie killer on the cover is a game I need to play at least once.
Speaking of covers, we present the box art for the Wii version ofOnechanbara, which represents the entire sum of my excuses for talking about bikinis. Perhaps this will cement the idea that certain online females have that I’m some rampant and unapologetic misogynistic sex pest, but I like to think I can be sensitive when I say I’d bugger thatslagon the front cover so frigging hard, her cells will deteriorate and she’ll age one hundred years in fifteen minutes.
