The Daily Hotness: Mr. Destructoid wishes you Happy Holidays!

First we were treated to Mr. Destructoid showing some holiday cheer. Then we got to see Anthony Burch’s Holiday photos. On top of all that, Chad thugged out with G-Unit. Needless to say, today was an awesome day for images. Mr. Destructoid took some epic Holiday photos, Chad interviewed G-Unit, Mega Man uses over 100 power-ups to kill a Hard Hat,Suikodenis available on PSN, and plenty more happened on 12/23/08....

May 25, 2025 · 2 min · 234 words · Steven Carter

The Daily Hotness: The SNES was the greatest (08/04/08)

It’s a shame Nintendo never capitalized on making portable versions of their older systems. If Sega could do it with the Nomad, then Nintendo could have done the same thing with the SNES! Granted, they probably just wanted everyone to focus on the GameBoys. Still, it would be awesome to own an officially made portable SNES. The Monthly Musing theme is announced, win a copy ofDevil May Cry 4for the PC,Ghostbustershas a release date but no publisher, Atlus revealsEternal Poison, and plenty more happened on Monday....

May 25, 2025 · 3 min · 502 words · Ronald Jackson

The Destructoid Comic: Aaaaaaand welcome!

The story so far: A large automaton, closely resembling Niero’s alter ego, is destroying downtown Destructoid City. Jim Sterling, along with Cybernetic Tiger Z come to the conclusion the Niero is being framed. Unable to take on the giant robot themselves, CTZ call in the help of the almighty RetroforceGO!, a crack team of individuals whose skills were honed during the old school era, when games were unforgiving … and near impossible....

May 25, 2025 · 2 min · 375 words · Darren Chapman

The exclusive WoW: Burning Crusade opening from Spike

The show hasn’t aired, but that doesn’t stop a YouTuber from uploading personal video of theWorld of Warcraft: Burning Crusadecinematic that was supposed to be exclusive to Spike TV and their Ad Awards show. Oooops!! Enjoy the shaky cam footage while you’re able to, cause as soon as the lawyers see this, it’ll be goin’ down faster than a tranny on Eddie Murphy.

May 25, 2025 · 1 min · 63 words · Allison Norman

The fun continues with the I.O.O.P.

Last weekend we brought toyour attention tothe International Order of the Pawns, a group who has been getting in touch with some fans ofBioShock 2and sending them cryptic messages. Last week it was simply business cards, but this week Dtoid reader Milestailsprowe has received far more. In the mail he not only received a pawn with the number 1 on it, but also a card with a code on it — a code he cannot decipher....

May 25, 2025 · 1 min · 143 words · David Huff

The Podcastle Live 3.0 recording tomorrow

We are pleased to announce that The Podcastle’s third live show will be recording tomorrow, and shall be streamed live on the frontpage of Destructoid! As usual, Podcastle Live will be an extravaganza of videogame discussion, hard-hitting political debate, and about four hours of us f*cking around as we struggle to cope with the contrived format of the show. The Podcastle Live 3.0 will officially begin on June 9, at 8pm London Time....

May 25, 2025 · 1 min · 191 words · Stephanie Parks

The Street Fighter IV WTF blanket

So … this happened. The picture was taken by Twitter userwithgandanafrom somestore’s shelvesstocking Snuggies, otherwise known as WTF blankets. No word on whether the blanket will actually make you a betterStreet Fighter IVplayer. Oh, and it looks like theStreet Fighter IVblanket is exclusive to Xbox 360 owners as the two douche bags on the cover of the box are holding 360 controllers. Sorry PlayStation 3 owners. Looks like you got screwed overagain....

May 25, 2025 · 1 min · 74 words · Kenneth Austin

Tokyo Jungle lives! New details on the PS3 game

I was so excited about PS3 titleTokyo Junglewhen I played it at last year’s Tokyo Game Show. Since then we’ve heard next to nothing about the strange and hilarious animal survival title. I’ve cried a few times. The latest Famitsu update finally gives us some new info onTokyo Jungle’s two modes: story and survival. The story mode has you playing through individual stories for each animal, which is going to be a riot....

May 25, 2025 · 1 min · 163 words · David Carroll

Torchlight getting a day-and-date Steam release

It may look like yet another one of those typical action RPGs with procedurally-generated dungeons and fat loot, and by many accounts it will be, but there’s something aboutTorchlightthat makes it perfectly acceptable. With developer Runic Games employing people who previously worked on games likeMythos, Diablo,Diablo II, andFate, you get the feeling these guys know a thing or two about doing the genre justice. Even if a concept has been done to death, if it’s crafted well I’ll play it and enjoy it — at least, that’s what I tell myself at night....

May 25, 2025 · 1 min · 133 words · Rickey Martinez

Trine on PSN, a second look

Revisiting the PSN version ofTrinehas been on my mind since Saturday evening, after being told that USB devices or even the PS3’s Media Center could interfere with the framerate. This nugget of fact was pointed out to me post-TMT, which was an article — report, outlet, whatever — where I chose to discuss some of the port’s manic issues. The obvious one at the time was the framerate and, to some degree, the spotty hit detection as well as slow cursor movement....

May 25, 2025 · 2 min · 382 words · John Sutton

Twitter and Last.fm the biggest E3 announcements for Pachter

While most gamers were blowing their loads overMetroid: Other M, debating the merits of the PSPgo or getting creeped out by Milo, industry analyst and crazy soothsayer Michael Pachter has held up the long-forgotten announcement of Last.fm and Twitter on Xbox Live asE3’s biggest announcement. “The announcement that I thought was missed was the opening of the Xbox Live Dashboard interface to the Internet,” says Pachter. “Admittedly, the selection is limited to these four sites [Twitter, Last....

May 25, 2025 · 2 min · 225 words · Brandi Griffin

Uwe Boll can’t SELL a role in Far Cry

This may be the greatest story of all time. Movie abortionist and glorified pornographer,Uwe Boll, is set to direct a movie based off first person shooterFar Cry.Because he simply can’t get D-grade actors to do their jobsbadlyenough, the good Mr. Boll has taken to selling a film role on Ebay, presumabely so that he can finally find himself the worst actor of all time – one so inconceivably atrocious, he has to purchase his own job....

May 25, 2025 · 2 min · 222 words · Ricky Mcdonald

Vogster makes up genre, locks down CrimeCraft ship date

Vogster has announced that its gang-based shooter MMO for PC,CrimeCraft, will ship on June 28, 2025. Actually, no wait — it’s not an MMO. Now, Vogster is calling it a “Persistent World, Next-gen Shooter, or “PWNS,” for short. No, that’s not something I just made up. That’s on them. Cringe-worthy genre names aside,CrimeCraftactually does look pretty slick. We had a chance to look at the game a few times,once hands-onand another in anextensive interview at this year’s GDC....

May 25, 2025 · 1 min · 102 words · Tiffany Wilson