Shhhh! New Xbox 360 drive is sleeping

Apparently, Microsoft has already begun shipping the newly configured Xbox 360s for retail with a quieter DVD drive, called the “BenQ VAD6038 drive.” And allegedly, this new drive means that 360 owners now don’t have to hear an airplane take off each time they start up a game ofGears of Waror whatever else it is people play on their 360. FromXbox-Scene: GaryOPA mailed in to let us know Microsoft has finally started using the new BenQ VAD6038 drive for the Xmas’06 production run (MFR date November 06 and up) to replace the Toshiba-Samsung and Hitachi-LG drives Microsoft dropped....

June 14, 2025 · 1 min · 210 words · Cody Garza

Silent Hill 5 gameplay videos will calm your fears

The folks atGametrailershave posted a few gameplay videos of the upcomingSilent Hill 5, all of which are just long enough to just barely tease those who are desperately searching for more details.The Collective (the developers that Konami chose to take over the series) said that they wanted to include the wall-melting transformation sequence from the recentSilent Hilltheatrical release, and judging from the above video, it looks like they nailed it. My only issue is with the siren noise, as it was more cute than scary; it sounded like something that would be mounted on a kid’s toy....

June 14, 2025 · 2 min · 320 words · Joseph Roberts

So many Xbox 360 ads!

Everyone’s favorite Major Nelson has anice listof the global Xbox 360 ads. But wouldn’t it be so much easier if you could watch these videos on a single page? Of course it would! Do just that after the jump.Banned CommercialEuropean Ad360 HD-DVD CommercialIndian AdJapanese Do! Do! Do! CommercialFrench Wireless Controller CommercialShoot Out CastingSoccer AdXbox Live Alien CommercialJapanese Go! Go! Go!DOA4AdEuropean Cops & Robbers AdBlue DragonTV AdNinety Nine NightsCommercialBad Day CommercialGood Day Commercial1st Place Cinema AdFan Made Commercial...

June 14, 2025 · 1 min · 77 words · Kayla Kennedy

Something about sex: When videogames put it in you

[Editor’s Note: We’re not just a (rad) news site — we also publish opinions/editorials from our community & employees like this one, though be aware that it may not jive with the opinions of Destructoid as a whole, or how our moms raised us. Want to post your own article in response? Publish it now on ourcommunity blogs.] As the years progress, videogames seem to become more and more realistic. Game developers spend long hours chiseling away at their characters and environments, going for the most photo-realistic look they can conjure....

June 14, 2025 · 3 min · 629 words · Andrew Shaw

Something About Sex: Why I’m not getting it, in game or out

[Editor’s Note: We’re not just a (rad) news site — we also publish opinions/editorials from our community & employees like this one, though be aware that it may not jive with the opinions of Destructoid as a whole, or how our moms raised us. Want to post your own article in response? Publish it now on ourcommunity blogs.] This may surprise you, but I, a member on a videogame Web site in his mid-twenties, am a virgin....

June 14, 2025 · 4 min · 689 words · Nathaniel Monroe

Soul Calibur 4 adds maids, also panty shots

Much like the Juggernaut, Destructoid has the power to justify its actions by simply saying our name. We’re Destructoid, bitch, and that’s why we’re bringing you the latest inSoul Calibur 4panty shots. Make a game with huge floppy mammaries and you’ve got the attention of the pervy country of Japan. Add in maid uniforms as downloadable content, and you’ll have the love of Japan’s game playing public. Throw in a character creator option, and you’ll start a nationwide nosebleed....

June 14, 2025 · 1 min · 116 words · Christopher Bates

Space Invaders, now in wearable hat form

Man, I want this hat. If I didn’t know for sure that I look like a douchelord in all hats, I would actually order one today, but I know once I got it home I’d look in the mirror and cry. Some people are just meant to look like a walking penis in pretty much every hat on the planet, I guess. Anyway, if you look good in hats, you can check this one out atHathead, which really does seem to be the Threadless for hats — you can design your own and submit your ideas to the site to win $250 and get your hat made....

June 14, 2025 · 1 min · 143 words · Christian Perkins

Spice Girl Mel B wants to get you fit with PS Move

Have you guys seen how fit Spice Girl Mel B is? She is like, really, really fit. Someone who isn’t fit can’t do a kick like that; trust me, I tried to make Jim do one and he fell right on his ass. But Mel B wants to share her fitness with you and make you a better person withGet Fit with Mel B, an upcoming PlayStation 3 title that will utilize the Move controller....

June 14, 2025 · 1 min · 195 words · Jay Ballard

Square Enix expected to bid for Eidos

Hot off its failed attempt to acquire Tecmo, Final Fantasy publisher Square Enix seems determined to be the Japanese EA and get some companies under its belt. It would appear that the companyis now afterBritish publisher Eidos, despite Warner Brothers being the most likely candidate for the job. MCV claims that both WB and Squeenix are about to mount rival bids for the house of Tomb Raider. With WB already owning 20% of the company, and recently permitted to buy more shares, Square would have a bit of trouble wresting control....

June 14, 2025 · 1 min · 182 words · Daniel Flores

Tecmo Koei delays Quantum Theory and Trinity to TBA

Two of Koei Tecmo’s bigger original IPs have been delayed, with not even an estimated launch date given. BothQuantum TheoryandTrinity: Souls of Zill O’llhave been pushed back from their original release dates and given “TBA” status. That kind of doesn’t look too good. Originally announced for the Xbox 360 and PS3 for March 25,Quantum Theoryhas been delayed for reasons of quality control. This might mean the studio just wants it polished, or it could mean the game’s current condition is dogcrap....

June 14, 2025 · 1 min · 148 words · George White

Telltale brings us new Jurassic Park screens

Telltale Games has let loose a couple new screenshots forJurassic Park The Game, showing off some of the enemy dinosaurs that will hunt the game’s characters. Not too many new details on the game were revealed at gamescom but Telltale does assure us that there will be more to be seen at PAX, so let’s see what’s in store there. I’ve heard good things aboutBack to the Future: The Gameand happen to be a fan of both theJurassic Parkbook and movie, sodespite the delayI’m keeping my hopes up for this one....

June 14, 2025 · 1 min · 96 words · Vanessa Estrada

TGS: The We’re Here! video

Destructoid has braved the heat, 90 percent humidity and multiple train line transfers to bring you Tokyo Game Show coverage. We’ve just arrived and we’re ready to rock. Kind of. First I have to set Hamza straight on a few things. Tell us what you want to see and hear about. Anything is fine. I know PlayStation Vita is at the top of the list, so we’re working on that now....

June 14, 2025 · 1 min · 73 words · Richard Rogers

Thanks for the Fall Out Boy tracks, Rock Band

A three-pack of Fall Out Boy songs is slated to hitRock Band 3DLC beginning August 16. You could almost guess what three songs will be in this pack. “Sugar, We’re Going Down,” “Dance, Dance” and the vowel-lacking “Thnks fr th Mmrs” are all included in Fall Out Boy Pack 01. The pack costs $5.49 (440 Microsoft Points, 550 Wii Points) or $1.99 per song. Deep Purple also has a single coming for the same date, August 16....

June 14, 2025 · 1 min · 111 words · Gregory Lane