Molyneux: Wii and PlayStation Move seem the same

Peter Molyneux is a perceptive sort of chap. TheFabledeveloper has noticed something that’s completely passed the rest of us by, noting that the PlayStation Wiimote seems to be a lot like Nintendo’s Wii. Now that he mentions it, they do look kind of similar! Who knew? “They seem very similar in their scope,” he said. “I know Sony and Nintendo would argue that they are different, but they kind of seem the same....

June 5, 2025 · 1 min · 204 words · Jeffrey Evans

Monday Mind Teasers: Starmageddon

Afterlast week‘sBlosics 2physics box bonanza I was in the mood for a dark and deep puzzle adventure game this week, butGatewayended upbeing way too short, and its sequel is barely more than a buggy remake. So this week I decided to take a stroll downTopherlane and unleash anIkarugatype of game upon you. Chalk this round up as more of a Monday Mindf+ck than a Mind Teaser. Lucky for you, and even more so for me, this Web flash space shooter skill game utilizes saved progression after each level is completed....

June 5, 2025 · 1 min · 189 words · William Parker

My Expertise: Sh*t talking

[Editor’s Note: We’re not just a (rad) news site — we also publish opinions/editorials from our community & employees like this one, though be aware it may not jive with the opinions of Destructoid as a whole, or how our moms raised us. Want to post your own article in response? Publish it now on ourcommunity blogs.] “The time has come,” the Walrus said,“To talk of many things:Of shoes-and ships-and sealing wax-Of cabbages-and kings-And why the sea is boiling hot-And whether pigs have wings....

June 5, 2025 · 3 min · 618 words · Margaret Stevens

MySpace aiming to be a gaming platform

MySpace may be getting its arse handed to it by the likes of Facebook and Twitter, but the former king of social networks believes it has an ace up its sleeve — it’s going toget into games. Those in charge of the site that popularized annoying sparkly .gifs believes that MySpace will grow into a prominent online gaming platform. “MySpace is and will be more in the future a gaming platform, a space for people to meet and play games,” says News Corp digital boss Jonathan Miller....

June 5, 2025 · 2 min · 224 words · Krystal Wolf

Nepotism FTW: Spirit Tracks has Mother 3’s rope snake

So I guess theMother/Earthboundcommunity has been talking about this for a while, but I didn’t see the connection until this morning as I was cruising around theGame Watch Impresslooking for news.LoZ: Spirit Trackshas been really hard to notice in general. Something about the game is just totally ignorable to me. I guess I should say “was totally ignorable” because as a hardcoreMother 3fan, I now feel a pressing need to find out everything I can about the game, with hopes that there are a few otherMother-shout outs therein....

June 5, 2025 · 1 min · 147 words · Rose Hardy

Netflix rebrands DVD service as Qwikster, adds games

Following an outcry earlier this year when it added separate plans for its physical DVD mailing service and streaming, Netflix has completely rebranded the service for the former. Now called Qwikster, apost on the official Netflix blogexplains the changes. If you’re curious, you can go read the statement in full, which starts with an apology about not communicating pricing structure changes properly earlier this year. The service and pricing won’t be changing in any significant ways, it seems....

June 5, 2025 · 1 min · 188 words · Michelle Mcneil

New book says “Games are good for you”

Games don’t make us kill, maim or rape, or mentally retard us into small lumps of drooling pus. We all know that. But a new book by software developer Mark Prensky is rallying to our cause one further step by espousing the many positive side-effects of gaming to the world’s less educated parents. It’s message is summed up succintly in its title:Don’t Bother Me Mom – I’m Learning. In the book Prensky, who develops training software for folks such as IBM, Nokia, and the American Department of Defense, lists the many ways in which he sees gamer kids as having developmental advantages over non-gaming ones, amongst other things covering historical eduction via games such as theCivilizationseries, tactical planning, ethics and morality, and even management skills learned via the running of MMO guilds....

June 5, 2025 · 2 min · 227 words · Michael Martinez

New Destructoid Episode: Hit Those Battlefield Soul Boobs

One of these days, I’ll let Tara write the show post. But not tonight. And now — all the news that’s fit to make immature jokes about via internet video: Premature News:Battlefield 3comes out in November, but Tara’s got the scoop on its first expansion pack.Soul News:Soulcalibur 5is flat as a board, andDark Soulsis hard as a rock. Er. One has no boobs, the other is difficult.Too-many-variables News:Valve released aPortal 2level editor, because apparently playing co-op wasn’t enough of a headache....

June 5, 2025 · 1 min · 150 words · Lisa Williamson

New White Knight Story video emerges

Level 5’sShirokishi Monogatari(which you might know better asWhite Knight Story) is one of those titles that non-PS3 owners shake their fist towards the sky at. Early on in the wave of PS3 promotional videos, the short glimpse of gameplay from Tokyo Game Show 2006 had RPG fans salivating, and lately eyes have been on Sony’s Japan Studio as a 2007 Japanese release is planned. A new video has just came out of Sony Japan, and those same salivating RPG fans may now flip over on their backs and begin to sieze, as this new footage looks incredible....

June 5, 2025 · 1 min · 152 words · Michael Cook

New Witcher 2 trailer wants you to pre-order

Here is a new official “pre-order trailer” forThe Witcher 2you can click on. Lucky for you, rather than just showing boring pre-order details, it actually shows you stuff from the game. Some of it is footage from the “escape” sequence that has been shown off before. Some of it is new! There is also some kind of tentacle monster at the 45 second mark which evokes either Lovecraft or hentai, depending on your point of view....

June 5, 2025 · 1 min · 104 words · Mr. Thomas Best MD

NieR director disses the Wii, demands an HD solution

NieRdirector Yoko Taro is working on a game that undeniablylooks sexyin the graphical department, but it seems like too many hi-def visuals can spoil your eyes. Taro recently spoke of his personal experiences at the Tokyo Game Show, describing the various Square Enix trailers he saw and outright claiming that he foundFinal Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers“painful” to watch. “I wanted to see theNieRvideo at TGS, so I watched the Square Enix booth theater continuously,”explains Taro, who apparently isn’t allowed to look at his own trailers....

June 5, 2025 · 2 min · 220 words · Sabrina Eaton

Ninja Gaiden II brings frustrating difficulty to one million customers

Itagaki is helping the remains of Tecmo profit from beyond his grave as the publisher and Microsoftproudly announcedthatNinja Gaiden IIhas sold one million copies worldwide. Do you think its creator will get any of his royalties now? This is quite a coincidence actually, as I only just boughtNinja Gaiden IImyself, since it was finally cheap enough. No offense to Team Ninja, but I’m not paying full price for a game that’s guaranteed to make me break my controller and cause misery for the next week....

June 5, 2025 · 1 min · 85 words · Samantha Washington

Nintendo launches 3DS Ambassador eligibility tool

The deadline has passedquite some time agofor all you Nintendo 3DS early adopters to get on the eShop to be officially recognized as a “3DS Ambassador.” If you wanted those free original Nintendo and Game Boy Advance games, you’ve probably already done that and are eagerly awaiting 20 free games. Some of you aren’t, however. In fact, some of you might not be able to sleep at night because you’re not sure whether or not you’ve been recognized....

June 5, 2025 · 1 min · 135 words · Scott Bond