NES Paul is a god

NES Paul is rockin’ out with his c*ck out with his DIY NES guitar. For the courageous (and musically gifted) this god of a man posted a quasi-DIY guidehere, complete with extra pictues. How much would you pay for one of these babies? This god of a man sacrificed his NES, the best system evar, to make a freakin’ awesome guitar. Unlike theHalofanboy who made the rocket launcher, this awesome project is actually functional....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 130 words · Anthony Anderson

New Destructoid Episode: Hacks, PAX, Mercs, and Freedom!

Hey dudes, whacky awesome exciting news today. First, hacker groupLulzSec gave one last hurrahbefore saying the voyage of their LulzBoat had come to an end. Or something, I don’t even know. Second, theUnited States Supreme Court ruled in favor of video gamesbeing awesome, America rules, number one! (Or something.) Tara gives us a rundown of the games of the XBLA Summer of Arcade extravaganza, and it appears that there may be a newGoldeneye 007game in the works....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 124 words · Billy Flores

New details, screens for Hell’s Kitchen: The Video Game YOU F*CKING DONKEYS!

The latest season of FOX’s hit seriesHell’s Kitchenmay have come to an end this week, but fans of the incredible reality show can get their Gordon Ramsay fix come September 2008 when Ubisoft’sHell’s Kitchen: The Video Game(sic?) is released for the Wii, Nintendo DS, and PC. I am not going to lie; I only agreed to post this information because I am absolutely obsessed with this show. To my pleasant surprise, though,Hell’s Kitchen: The Video Gameactually sounds like a lot of fun!...

May 30, 2025 · 5 min · 935 words · Anthony Harris

New exclusive South Park game hurtling toward Xbox 360

The second of two exclusiveSouth Parkgames is making its way toward the Xbox 360 in the future. 345 Games revealed thatLet’s Go Tower Defense Play!— which was alright but not terrific — is one half of an exclusive deal. 345 also revealed it would love to work on a Stephen Colbert game, especially one featuring the Tek Jansen character. Such a game is tricky, however, and the studio is working on making sure that it’s “the right combination of game idea meets property....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 91 words · Ronald Spencer

New Jericho screenshots are delightfully masochistic

We here at Destructoid are all a little crazy,what with the bestiality and all. So, it comes as no surprise that a merry band of fetishists like us have beenwatchingClive Barker’sJerichothe way The Gimp watches Marcellus in the back of that dusty pawnshop. We’ve been furiously touching ourselves accordingly. This latest batch ofJerichoscreens has only served to ramp our collective excitement to rabid, frothy, foaming-at-the-mouth levels. The game looks gorgeous and disturbingly sado-maso at the same time....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 164 words · Jason Rasmussen

New Raskulls trailer and screenshots

Raskullsis almost here! Having the distinction of being the last release of the year on Xbox Live Arcade, Halfbrick’s much-anticipated game will arrive on December 29th in that sweet spot between coming down from Christmas and gearing up for New Year’s. So, due to its impending release, we are treated to a new trailer and a bunch of screenshots for the game.Raskullsis so creepy and sweet at the same time which is drawing me in and I’m ready for another multiplayer romp....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 94 words · Brian Reilly

New Spyro game announced, will interact with toy line

Activision is going to milk the desiccated teat of Spyro in a whole new way this year. According to USA Today, the publisher is going to unveil a line of toys based on characters from the once-beloved franchise of games which has long suffered from sub-par releases. These toys are designed to interact with a new game,Skylanders: Spyro’s Adventure, through an accessory. Placing one of the toys on the plastic stand allows players to then use that character in the game....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 213 words · Rita Fisher

Nintendo DLC Update: Ghosts and pirates

Another week, another set of Nintendo downloads. NoDomois coming our way, but there are a few treats among the Halloween-themed downloadable offerings across Nintendo’s three digital platforms: WiiWare, DSiWare and Virtual Console. First up, Wiiware, withGhost Mansion Party— a 1,000 Wii Points priced title brought to us via Gameloft. It’s a board game-style party thing that has players wondering around some sort of haunted mansion map. Gameloft is promising that players will use their Wii Remotes in “ways [they’ve] never imagined....

May 30, 2025 · 6 min · 1085 words · Jacob Wilkins

Nintendo reveals unsurprising DS/Wii Q1 2009 line-up for North America

Following in the footsteps of Nintend of Europe, the company’s American cohorts have revealed their Nintendo DS and Wii Q1 2009 line-ups today. Not surprisingly, it doesn’t much different than the European list we showed youearlier this week. The Wii line-up is as expected, with games like Sega’sMadworld(March) and Ubisoft’sTenchu: Shadow Assassins(February) making the Q1 cut. What is curious is that Nintendo’s first-party Wii releases for Q1 are only the GameCube “remakes,”New Play Control!...

May 30, 2025 · 3 min · 558 words · Gabriel Vazquez

Nintendo seeks massive conversion of those who don’t play games

The Wii is consistently sold out and even your mother owns a Nintendo DS. One would figure that Nintendo is more than happy with the profits from their devices and software. In a recent interview withMCV, Nintendo’s UK general manager David Yarnton still thinks that Nintendo has some work to do – namely with the two people who have yet to take the casual plunge. From the interview: We [Nintendo] really have only scratched the surface in terms of the number of potential users still out there....

May 30, 2025 · 2 min · 220 words · Kyle Hunter

Nintendo to live stream their E3 presentation

I find it funny that Nintendo’s pretty strict invite-only media event is also openly stream-able to anyone that cares to watch. We’re nerdy and get there early to get good seats, and that usually involves getting up really early and missing breakfast. I think we have to get up at 6 a.m. or some crap this year. There’s getting there and seating and… You? You can stay in bed and get up in just enough time to watch it in your pajamas while enjoying your favorite breakfast cereal....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 169 words · Joe Jimenez

Noob Saibot, Smoke skins free with Mortal Kombat update

The downloadable combatant Kenshi is hittingMortal Kombattomorrow, if you’re willing to pony up the dough. But developer Netherrealm is also offering up two free “klassic costumes” with a required update. Alternate costumes for Noob Saibot and Smoke will be made available as part of the latest compatability pack. The costumes won’t change how the fighters perform, but the fresh coat of “klassic” paint may make you want to give them a second look....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 117 words · Yvonne Scott

Ocarina of Time 3D sold to 20% of 3DS owners

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3Dhas managed to prove popular with gamers despite being thirteen years old. Chart data from the British GfK Chart-Track states that 20% of the 3DS’ userbase now owns the game. “We generally find that summer time is a good time for handheld gaming and we have lots of sampling and summertime events to get more people hands on with it — that leads us nicely up to all that great content coming out,” said Nintendo UK boss David Yarnton....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 157 words · Christopher Clayton