Neo Geo made of wood! I wanna sex it!

Analogue Interactiveis a new retro gaming online store has opened up. As of right now, the only item available for order is acustom-built Neo Geomade entirely out of walnut. God damn. Isn’t that just the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen? It ships in May, plays every single MVS game, and works with all Neo Geo controllers. It’s also pretty pricey at $649, but… just… [This is amazing, Chris!]

May 27, 2025 · 1 min · 69 words · Desiree Campbell

New Destructoid Show: Pokestructoid Pokeresident’s Day!

[What do you think of the The Destructoid Show?We’d like to know!Please review us on iTunes. -Niero] Since today is the 473rd anniversary of George Washington and Abe Lincoln’s epic battle to the death, the Revision3 studio is closed. Because of this, had to shoot today’s episode last Friday, and since three-day-old news is boring, we made this an episode entirely aboutPokemon. BecausePokemonisNEVERboring. This episode features input by a handful of Dtoid editors, and some downright adorable Jonathan Holmes webcam footage....

May 27, 2025 · 1 min · 145 words · Donald Smith

New Gears of War patch: Play time is over

After a week long disappearence from Live, I come back to new swag on the marketplace forGears of War, including a map pack, a new theme, and even a new patch. While the theme and the new maps are pretty sweet, the patch is somewhat of a burn. Improvements have been made such as shortening the chainsaw and sticky grenade distance, making them “less cheap” as some players I know would say, and removing the popular glitches, such as the Sprint and Run....

May 27, 2025 · 2 min · 242 words · Gregory Stewart

Next Mass Effect DLC premium theme available before DLC is

OK. OK. Forget the trepidation from this morning. TheSwiss Xbox Web pageisn’t pulling any legs. “Pinnacle Station” is the next piece of downloadable content forMass Effect. How do we know? Someone flipped the “theme” switch early at Xbox LIVE Marketplace HQ. At some point — we’re guessing recently — a “Pinnacle Station” theme cropped up under the media section for the game. The name of the premium theme matches what the Swiss Xbox Web page pegged the upcoming expansion, so really at this point, we’re left wonderingwhenofifan announcement will happen....

May 27, 2025 · 1 min · 208 words · Victoria Simpson

Nintendo on the console/portable price gap, 3DS launch

Nintendo recently posted a rather large Q&A session about a number of topics, all with equally lengthy responses from president Satoru Iwata. For this post, I wanted to focus on one sliver of the conversation: why the 3DS isn’t coming out this year and why it’s more expensive than many people were expecting. “We have come to understand that, if we launched it this calendar year, it would be difficult to produce a sufficient amount,” says Iwata....

May 27, 2025 · 1 min · 208 words · John Wilson

Nintendo pulls the plug on Camp Hyrule

After getting email tip fromDaniel Friedlaenderof LITHCast.com about the demise ofCamp Hyrule, I had to investigate further. Not that I knew much about the camp to begin with, but there are two things in life that I just can’t bear to see. One happens to be the thought of Ronald McDonald without his makeup, and the other as you may have guessed, is a Nintendo fan getting their dreams crushed by Nintendo itself....

May 27, 2025 · 2 min · 231 words · Todd Guzman

NYCC: Red Dead’s ‘Undead Nightmare’ pack will be present

Wow, so New York Comic-Con is steadily approaching. We’ll have some familiar faces covering the show, but in the meantime, we’ll begin listing what you can expect to find at the convention. The “Undead Nightmare” pack forRed Dead Redemptionseems like something Con attendees would enjoy. I suppose that was criteria enough, since the add-on will be at booth #1805. As far as public hours go, you’ve got a few opportunities to possibly see a zombie bear:...

May 27, 2025 · 1 min · 91 words · Steven Hardy

Oh no you didn’t: Majesco announces Drama Queens for Nintendo DS

Believe it or not, this is a game for Chad Concelmo. You may be wondering why I would compare a DS game for girls to the esteemed dolphin master, but allow me to explain: one of the objects of this game is to gain BFFs and steal BFFs from your opponents. You know what a BFF is, right? Drama Queensis a virtual board game in which you play one of four girls, avoiding deadly “Drama Spaces” on the board as you make your way around trying to balance your friends, boyfriends and work life....

May 27, 2025 · 1 min · 190 words · Donna Brown

Once Upon a Pixel: Katamari Damacy

Once Upon a Pixelkicks off its official first season with an episode based onKatamari Damacy! Except this time, it’s not a bright and happy videogame about consumerism. You see, in the world ofOnce Upon a Pixel,Katamariis calledDeath Ball.It is a dark story about death and revenge, conveyed through the medium of comics. Okay, so it might sound a bit silly, butKatamari Damacymakes a lot more sense as a hard-boiled graphic novel than you may think....

May 27, 2025 · 1 min · 117 words · Kimberly Mullins

Pac-Man hits the club in this Championship Edition DX video

Much likeRezbefore it,Pac-Man Championship Edition DXis going to be one of those games that has people referencing illegal substances whenever they talk about it amongst friends or innocent bystanders. This is one of those franchises that doesn’t seem like an obvious fit for that phenomena, but when you’re dealing with ghost trains and Pac-Bombs, I guess it’s a whole separate level ofPac-Manwe haven’t seen much of before. Our yellow friend has gobbled up some E, and he’s loving it....

May 27, 2025 · 1 min · 86 words · Timothy Williams

Pachter: 3DS will outsell PSP2

Industry analyst Michael “Spider Pants” Pachter has gone out on a limb to suggest that the 3DS will win the next iteration of the handheld console war, destined as it is to outsell Sony’s yet-to-be-announced PlayStation Portable successor. “I think that the 3DS will outsell the PSP2, because the 3DS is new and different, while the PSP2 is likely going to be a souped up version of the old PSP,” says the greasy lover....

May 27, 2025 · 1 min · 165 words · Kayla Torres

PAX East 10: Hands-on Breach, an XBLA shooter sim

EA DICE proved that the Xbox LIVE and PSN audience is ready to purchase feature-rich downloadable games that are similar to retail experiences. Atomic Games is looking to expand on that idea, to “disrupt” the market by offering a downloadable that offers a full retail-like experience at a smaller price. In Boston, I went hands-on with Atomic Games’Breach. It’s a downloadable built on the tech the studio developed for the controversial and still unreleased (and still coming)Six Days in Fallujah....

May 27, 2025 · 3 min · 594 words · Jason Rogers

Pikmin-like Monsteca Corral hitting WiiWare next week

I’ll try my best here, but honestly, words cannot accurately describe the weirdness ofMonsteca Corral: Monsters vs. Robots. For that, you’ll need towatch this video. Notice how there is a caterpillar meter, and upon filling it up, a giantcaterpillarAstromaggot starts flying around the world. At least, that’s what I think was going on. The game itself looks rough around the edges — especially in comparison to the awesome, straight-out-of-the-’90s art (attached below) — but I can see myself being too distracted by what’s happening on the screen to care about visual fidelity....

May 27, 2025 · 1 min · 112 words · Dawn Bailey